Humor

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Accumulated silliness you might enjoy.

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In the news     It's a sad, sad, sad, sad world, but I can't help but laugh at the headlines!

• Introduction

Week of 1/10/05 - 1/16/05	Week of 1/3/05 - 1/9/05	Week of 12/27/04 - 1/2/05
Week of 12/20/04 - 12/26/04___	Week of 12/13/04 - 12/19/04___	Week of 12/6/04 - 12/12/04
Week of 11/29/04 - 12/5/04	Week of 11/22/04 - 11/28/04	Week of 11/15/04 - 11/21/04
Week of 11/8/04 - 11/14/04	Week of 11/1/04 - 11/7/04	Week of 10/25/04 - 10/31/04

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Text     Funnier than All Quiet on the Western Front!

• Projects:  Compilations of interesting bits.

• Fortune cookies -  ...in bed!

• Movies -  ...in my pants!

• Fun with universal translators -  When song lyrics and techology collide.

• Top Sexually Tilted Lines in the Star Wars Saga -  The ultimate compilation, including Attack of the Clones (finally).

 

• Original pieces:  Stuff I wrote.

• Ale[x]'s guide to being Ale[x]actly like Ale[x] -  Because I'm a role model, see!

• Books for Dummies-  Required reading for MENSA members.

• Open letter: DVD or not DVD? -  Any questions?

• Haiku, haiku very much -  If there's a polar opposite to Zen, this is it.

• eBay: Land of the Lost -  The problem with the global village is all the global village idiots.

 

• Found:  Funny, but not by me.

• Selected reviews of the Star Wars Holiday Special -  The horror... the horror.

• Gay Marriage -  If you read this, you will go to hell.  No, I mean it.

• George says... -  My favorite George Carlin quotes.

• The Wit and Wisdom of Seanbaby -  Some of the best of the famous web personality.

• Letter from a fanboy -  Schizophrenia and comics books go hand in hand.

• But they're going to vote... -  The pitfalls of democracy.

• Kittens for sale -  They're only "slightly eaten."

• Dear President Bush -  A consultation with the theologian in chief.

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Photo galleries     This is what happens when journalistic pretension gets its hands on a digicam.

• Flight Safety -  A literary analysis.

• Halloween '04 -  Things that go bump and grind in the night.

• Around town -  Sights I can't believe I've seen.

• Found - Odd discoveries in mundane places.

• eBay hits -  Adventures in e-commerce.

• Weirdness -  Things you don't see every day.

• Unwanted toys -  Nothing on your xmas list.

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On-line Dating     Some of the greatest literature produced by this generation is only being read by desperate singles!

• General insanity

• What if personals sites had feedback like eBay? -  Welcome to the future of eDating!

• Personal annoyances -  Meet my pet peeves.

• My new hobby -  Sarcasm borne out of boredom.
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• Profiles I wrote

• My profile -  Don't laugh, it worked for me!

• My profile redux -  aka the "Director's Cut" of the above.

• Hugh Gallager's college admissions essay -  The inspiration for the above profile.

• Take your medicine -  Dates available by prescription only.

• Profile from an asylum -  If your shrink wrote your personal ad.
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• Funny profiles

• Personal ads I found -  Can you believe the bait on some of these hooks?!

• Funny ads -  Silliness could work, I suppose.

• More ads -  Alternative papers are the best, aren't they?!

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Humor Links     You forwarded them to me, now you visit them all!

• Fun and Funny -  Sites to waste time in.  Recommended for immature viewers.

• Fun with Media -  Spinning humor in various media.

• Weirdness -  Quirky and then some.

• Star Wars fun -  Entertaining sites related to the "saga."

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Copywrite Jason "hystericAle[x]" Brauner.

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