|Get this. Now they're worshiping at the Presbyterian Church. I don't know if the Presbyterians had any greater metaphysical insight or just less cash for the once-desirable real estate on the beach, but they're about a mile farther inland, else they would have been wiped out as well.|
|I'll bet when Moses parted the Red Sea, he kicked up some waves that knocked over beachfront temples.|
|If you're looking for something larger
than yourself to worship, might I suggest hurricanes?
Note that hurricanes are actually real, although they don't give a damn about you either.
|I'm sorry, but pictures like this are too funny for me to even think about writing a caption for.|
|This is undoubtedly an improvement.|
|Damn. They're going to rebuild...
in the same exact location.
Why isn't it tax-deductable to just throw your money in the ocean?
|You know, the sermons would probably a lot more dramatic with the wind blowing through the place now.|
|Fun Fact: "Peter" means rock. However, "Hurricane" beats paper, scissors, and rock.|
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