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Get this. Now they're worshiping at the Presbyterian Church. I don't know if the Presbyterians had any greater metaphysical insight or just less cash for the once-desirable real estate on the beach, but they're about a mile farther inland, else they would have been wiped out as well. |
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I'll bet when Moses parted the Red Sea, he kicked up some waves that knocked over beachfront temples. |
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If you're looking for something larger
than yourself to worship, might I suggest hurricanes?
Note that hurricanes are actually real, although they don't give a damn about you either. |
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I'm sorry, but pictures like this are too funny for me to even think about writing a caption for. |
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This is undoubtedly an improvement. |
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Damn. They're going to rebuild...
in the same exact location.
Why isn't it tax-deductable to just throw your money in the ocean? |
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You know, the sermons would probably a lot more dramatic with the wind blowing through the place now. |
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Fun Fact: "Peter" means rock. However, "Hurricane" beats paper, scissors, and rock. |
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