Also, for the first time anywhere (as far
as I know), I have here the top lists for Episode II: Attack of the
Clones and Episode III: Revenge of the Sith. I couldn't
find where anyone else had made these, so I went through a copy of the
scripts and made my own lists. Enjoy.
Tilted Lines in "Star Wars I: The Phantom Menace"
JAR JAR: Whoo, boy! This is tense!
CAPTAIN TYPHO: You did your duty - Cordé did hers. Now come.
JAR JAR: ...and this, I take it, is your apprentice... Noooooooo! Annie? Noooooooo! Little bitty Annie? Noooooooo! Yousa so biggen! Yiyiyiyyi! Annie!!
PADMÉ: Annie? My goodness, you've grown.
MACE WINDU: The prophecy is coming true, the Dark Side is growing.
ANAKIN: I don't like just waiting here for something to happen to her.
OBI-WAN: What took you so long?
YODA: Handle that, your Padawan will.
OBI-WAN: Anakin! How many times have I told you to stay away from the power couplings! Slow down! Don't go through there! (This one gets a triple score! What a dirty mind Lucas has!)
OBI-WAN: Here. Next time try not to lose it.
PADMÉ: I'm sorry, Anakin. It's impossible to deny you've... (looks him over) ...that you've grown up.
PADMÉ: Don't try to grow up too fast.
ANAKIN: I am grown up. You said it yourself.
PADMÉ: We went to lightspeed a while ago.
PADMÉ: You were dreaming about your mother earlier, weren't you?
LAMA SU: Magnificent, aren't they?
ANAKIN: Let me help you with that.
OBI-WAN: Take the one the right. I'll take the one on the left.
OBI-WAN: She seems to be on top of things.
C-3PO: Artoo, what are you doing here? Wait! No! How dare you! You're pulling too hard.
OBI-WAN: Anakin and I can handle this.
Tilted Lines in "Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith"
(Note: These line are from the shooting script. Some might not have made it into the final version.)
C-3PO: Hey, you're not permitted in there. It's restricted.
C-3PO: What are you talking about? I'm not getting in there!
CHIEF PILOT: There goes another one.
C-3PO: How did I get into this mess?
C-3PO: I've got to rest before I fall apart. My joints are almost frozen.
OWEN: I want you to have both of them cleaned up before dinner.
OWEN: (to Jawa) What about that blue one? We'll take that one.
LUKE: You've got something jammed in here real good.
LUKE: It looks like you boys have seen a lot of action.
OWEN: You must understand I need you here, Luke.
AUNT BERU: He has too much of his father in him.
C-3PO: Pardon me, sir, but couldn't we go after him?
LUKE: Hey, whoa, just where do you think you're going?
BEN: It surrounds us and penetrates us.
TAGGE: The Rebel Alliance is too well equipped.
LUKE: It's just... I never heard of them hitting anything this big before.
GREEDO: Negola dewaghi wooldugger?!?
HAN: Even I get boarded sometimes. Do you think I had a choice?
HAN: Sorry about the mess.
HAN: She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.
LUKE: I thought you said this thing was fast.
C-3PO: He made a fair move. Screaming about it won't help you.
HAN: Hey down there, could you give us a hand with this?
LUKE: Okay. Now, I'm going to put these on you.
LEIA: Aren't you a little short to be a stormtrooper?
HAN: Get behind me! Get behind me!
HAN: Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell! Get in there and don't worry about it.
LEIA: Put that thing away! You're going to get us all killed.
LUKE: Something just moved past my leg! Look! Did you see that?
LEIA: Luke, grab a hold of this.
HAN: (to Leia) Get on top of it!
C-3PO: Curse my metal body! I wasn't fast enough.
LEIA: You came in that thing? You're braver that I thought.
LUKE: That oughta hold it for a while.
HAN: Great kid! Don't get cocky.
HAN: Easy...you call that easy?
DODONNA: The approach will not be easy. You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point.
LUKE: Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that's what you're best at, isn't it?
WEDGE: Look at the size of that thing!
GOLD LEADER: We're starting for the target shaft now.
LUKE: I'm on it.
BIGGS: He's on me tight, I can't shake him...I can't shake him.
LUKE: Hang on, Biggs, I'm coming in.
BIGGS: (over speaker) Pull in! Luke...pull in!
WEDGE: I'm on him, Luke!
GOLD FIVE: They came from behind....
RED LEADER: Almost there! Almost there!
RED TEN: You'd better let her loose.
BIGGS: Luke, at that speed will you be able to pull out in time?
BIGGS: Hurry, Luke, they're coming in much faster this time. I can't hold them!
HAN: Now let's blow this thing and go home!
Sexually Tilted Lines in "Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back"
LUKE: Hey, steady girl. What's the matter? You smell something?
MOFF JERJERROD: (aghast) The Emperor's coming here?
MOFF JERJERROD: I need more men!
C-3PO: Artoo Detoowha bo SeeC-3POwha ey toota odd mischka Jabba du Hutt.
C-3PO: What could possibly have come over Master Luke?
HAN: Whoa! Whoa! Grab me, Chewie!
HAN: Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost... you almost got it... Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me, Chewie. Chewie!
LANDO: A little higher, just a little higher.
All right! A little higher! Just a little higher!
HAN: Hey, Luke, thanks. Thanks for comin' after me. Now I owe you one.
EMPEROR: (to Vader) Rise, my friend.
LEIA: (to Han) I wonder who they found to pull that off.
HAN: Look. I want you to take her. I mean it. Take her. You need all the help you can get.
HAN: No, I don't think the Empire had Wookiees in mind when they designed her, Chewie.
HAN: If they don't go for this, we're gonna have to get outta here pretty quick, Chewie.
PIETT: Shall I hold them?
LUKE: Keep on that one! I'll take these two!
C-3PO: Oh, General Solo, somebody's coming. Oh!
LEIA: It's not gonna hurt you. Look. You're a jittery little thing, aren't you?
VADER: I have felt him, my Master.
HAN: Wha--? Hey! Point that thing someplace else.
C-3PO: I... I never knew I had it in me.
HAN: Well, short help is better than no help at all, Chewie.
HAN: And hurry up, will ya? I haven't got all day.
C-3PO: He says there's a secret entrance on the other side of the ridge.
HAN: Back door, huh? Good idea.
C-3PO: I'm afraid our furry companion has gone and done something rather rash.
HAN: Not bad for a little furball.
LANDO: Well, how could they be jamming us if they don't know if we're coming.
EMPEROR: You want this, don't you?
REBEL PILOT: She's gonna blow!
LUKE: You're coming with me.
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