Patterns
in Star Wars
Maybe
because I'm a little too right-brained, I find myself looking for patterns
in movies. Here are a few that I have found in the Star Wars
saga and took the time to comment on. Also, see a little observation
about the Batman series at the bottom of this piece.
Star
Wars traditions
You can expect the
appearance of certain tried and true events in any Star Wars film, so much
so that they feature into drinking games based on the series. Here
are a few of the more obvious ones:
Characters
Heroes
(but never villains) use their lightsabers for something other than battling
the Sith.
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Episode I
-
Qui Gon
attempts to cut through doors on the Trade Federation battleship
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.Episode
II
-
Young
padawans engage in saber practice
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Episode III
-
Anakin
cuts hole in top of elevator
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Episode IV
-
Ben shows
lightsaber to Luke
-
Ben uses
lightsaber on cantina patron
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Luke practices
with it on the Falcon
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Episode V
-
Luke uses
lightsaber to cut himself from in cave
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Then uses
lightsaber on Wampa
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Han cuts
open tauntaun
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Episode VI
-
Luke uses
lightsaber to cut through Boba Fett's trap line
In
each film, at least one character loses/damages a limb.
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Episode I
-
Hundreds
of battle droids lose their heads and/or limbs as they are lightsabered
and otherwise ripped to pieces.
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Darth
Maul loses his lower limbs.
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Episode II
-
Assassin
Zam Wessel loses an arm to Obi-wan.
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Tuskin
Raiders lose their heads to Anakin.
-
Scores
of Geonosian insect people are sliced and diced by Anakin.
-
C-3PO's
body and head are separated.
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Anakin
loses an arm to Count Dooku.
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Episode III
-
Count
Dooku loses a couple hands (and head) to Anakin.
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Loads
more droids lose their heads and/or limbs to Obi-wan and Anakin.
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General
Grievous loses an arm, then another to Obi-wan.
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Mace Windu
loses his right hand to Anakin.
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Anakin
loses his remaining limbs to Obi-Wan.
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Several
clones lose their heads to Yoda.
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Episode IV
-
C-3PO
falls down and loses a leg.
-
Walrus
Man loses an arm to Ben Kenobi.
-
Han remarks
that "droids don't pull people's arms out of their socket when they lose.
Wookies are known to do that."
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Episode V
-
Luke cuts
off the Wampa's arm.
-
C-3PO
is blown (literally) limb from limb.
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Luke loses
an arm to Vader.
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Episode VI
-
Luke is
shot in the hand on the sail barge.
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Leia is
shot in the arm on at the shield bunker.
-
Luke cuts
off Vader's hand.
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Midgets
get a payday!
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Episode I
-
Anakin's
friends on Tatooine
-
Aliens
in the stands at the Pod Race
-
Some more
Jawas
-
Even Piel
(Jedi Council guy who looks like a white Yoda)
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.Episode
II
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Episode III
-
[Everyone's
CG now. The little people should sue.]
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Episode IV
-
Episode V
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Episode VI
Jedi
Ghosts
-
Episode I
-
No one
is dead yet, so this film doesn't count.
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Episode II
-
Albeit
briefly, Qui Gon's voice is heard yelling to Anakin.
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Episode III
-
Qui Gon's
ghost is mentioned, though not seen. (Yoda is "talking" with him in one
scene.)
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Episode IV
-
Obi-wan
to Luke: "Use the Force."
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Episode V
-
Obi-wan's
corporeal form appears to tell Luke to go to Dagobah.
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Obi-wan's
disembodied voice obliquely reveals Yoda's identity.
-
Obi-wan's
corporeal form appears and confers with Luke.
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Episode VI
-
Obi-wan's
corporeal form makes another unnecessary appearance to reveal Leia's relation
to Luke.
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Yoda,
Anakin, and Obi-wan appear in corporeal form outside the celebration.
Only
bad guys get subtitles
-
Episode I
-
Good guys:
R2-D2 and assorted droids
-
Bad guys:
Sebulba, Watto, and Jabba
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Episode II
-
Good guys:
R2-D2
-
Bad guys:
Poggle the Lesser (leader of the Geonosian bug people), Jango Fett
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Episode III
-
Good guys:
R2-D2, Wookies, and Padme's medical droids
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Bad guys:
??? (No subtitles in this movie.)
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Episode IV
-
Good guys:
R2-D2, Chewbacca, and various other droids
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Bad guys:
Greedo (and Walrus Man gets Dr. Evian as a translator)
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Episode V
-
Good guys:
R2-D2, Chewbacca, and Ugnaughts
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Bad guys:
??? (No subtitles in this movie.)
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Episode VI
-
Good guys:
R2-D2, Chewbacca, Boush (Princess Leia in disguise), Nien Nunb, and Ewoks
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Bad guys:
Jabba, Bib Fortuna, and droid at door of Jabba's palace
R2-D2
gets trashed...
-
Episode I
-
While
repairing the hyperdrive for the Queen's ship.
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Episode II
-
??? (Suddenly
Artoo can fly... huh?)
-
Episode III
-
Skidded
across General Grievous' cruiser into a pile of destroyed battle droids.
-
Runs into
wall
-
Kicked
by super battle droids
-
Episode IV
-
By Jawas
who zap him.
-
Following
the assault on the Death Star.
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Episode V
-
Is eaten
and spit out by a swamp creature.
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Episode VI
-
By the
shield generator bunker's door console.
Bountiful
bounty hunters
-
Episode I
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.Episode
II
-
Jango
Fett and Zam Wesell
-
Episode III
-
Vader
acts as one for Palpatine
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Episode IV
-
Episode V
-
Boba Fett,
Bossk, IG-88, Dengar, Zuckus, and 4-LOM
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Episode VI
Relationships
revealed
-
Episode I
-
Episode II
-
Yoda trained
Dooku.
-
Dooku
trained Qui Gon.
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Episode III
-
Episode IV
-
Episode V
-
Episode VI
-
Leia is
Luke's sister.
So, in summary...
Yoda
trained Dooku, Dooku trained Qui Gon, Qui Gon trained Obi-wan, Obi-wan
trained Anakin, Anakin is Vader, Vader is Luke's father, and Luke is Leia's
brother. Got it?
Plot devices
Every
movie climaxes with a light saber battle
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Episode I
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Obi wan
& Qui Gon vs. Darth Maul
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.Episode
II
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Obi wan
& Anakin vs. Count Dooku vs. Yoda
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Episode III
-
Obi wan
vs. Anakin and Emperor Palpatine vs. Yoda
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Episode IV
-
Episode V
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Episode VI
-
Luke vs.
Darth Vader (again)
The
big battle(s)
-
Episode I
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Planetside:
Gungans vs. battle droids on Naboo
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Space:
Naboo starfighters vs. Trade Federation vulture droids
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.Episode
II
-
Planetside:
Jedi vs. Geonosians vs. Clone troopers vs. Battle droids
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Space:
Asteroid field chase with Jango and Obi-wan
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Episode III
-
Planetside:
Clone wars on multiple planets
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Space:
Battle above Coruscant
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Episode IV
-
Planetside:
[No budget for this. Wait for a sequel.]
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Space:
X-Wings vs. TIE fighters while attacking the Death Star
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Episode V
-
Planetside:
Rebel troops vs. AT-ATs on Hoth
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Space:
Asteroid field chase of the Falcon
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Episode VI
-
Planetside:
Ewoks vs. stormtroopers
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Space:
Rebels attack Death Star (again)
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Each
film begins with a the same opening: "Once upon a time..." followed
by the logo, followed by the scroll-up, followed by a shot of a star field,
and here a ship enters the frame kicking off the story...
-
Episode I
-
Diplomatic
ship carrying Obi-wan and Qui Gon to the Trade Federation battleships above
Naboo.
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Episode II
-
Padme's
ship and several smaller fighters deliver her to Coruscant.
-
Episode III
-
Republic
star destroyer with Obi-wan and Anakin's fighters enter the fray above
Coruscant.
-
Episode IV
-
Leia's
blockade runner is chased by an Imperial star destroyer.
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Episode V
-
Vader's
star destroyer passes near Hoth, releasing probe droids.
-
Episode VI
-
Vader's
shuttle arrives at the new Death Star.
All
the films end with a scene in which no dialogue is spoken; only John Williams'
score is played.
-
Episode I
-
Gungans
and humans celebrate victory on Naboo with a parade. The characters
pose on the stage.
-
Episode II
-
Padme
and Anakin secretly marry and we see a shot paralleling the closing of
Empire
with the droids joining the principals in the frame.
-
Episode III
-
Uncle
Ben and Aunt Beru hold baby Luke and look out toward the Tatooine sunset(s).
-
Episode IV
-
Luke,
Han, and Chewie are awarded medals at a celebration. The closing
shot is mirrored in Phantom Menace where all (droids included) stand
on stage and face the crowd and movie audience.
-
Episode V
-
Luke,
Leia, and the droids watch as the Falcon leaves to rescue Han.
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Episode VI
-
The Rebels
celebrate at the Ewok village as Luke looks out at the Jedi spirits.
Someone
teeters on the brink of a chasm
-
Episode I
-
Jedi vs.
Sith battle among the platforms inside the Theed complex.
-
...where
Obi-wan ends the battle hanging just inside pit
-
Episode II
-
Obi-wan
hangs onto the assassin droid above Coruscant.
-
Artoo
and Threepio in the droid factory.
-
Episode III
-
Anakin
in the elevator shaft (later Anakin, Obi-wan, and Palatine.)
-
Obi-wan
during his battle with General Grievous on Utapau.
-
Mace while
battling the soon-to-be Emperor in his office on Coruscant.
-
Obi-wan
falls into a lake at the bottom of Utapau when Order 66 is executed.
-
Yoda over
the Senate floor during his battle with the Emperor
-
Episode IV
-
Luke and
Leia are forced to swing across a chasm on the Death Star to evade stormtroopers.
-
Obi-wan
deactivates the tractor beam.
-
Episode V
-
Luke hangs
above the apparently bottomless pit at the core of Cloud City ("I am your
father")...
-
...then
falls down the shaft and hangs underneath Cloud City itself until being
rescued by the Falcon.
-
Episode VI
-
Luke on
the skiff above the Sarlacc Pit...
-
...as
well as Han, Chewie, and Lando later in the battle that follows.
-
...and
the sequence concludes with Luke and Leia reprising the swing across to
the skiff.
-
The Emperor
before being tossed down a shaft by Vader.
Kidnapped!
-
Episode I
-
Anakin
and his mother are held by Watto.
-
Queen
is captured by Trade Federation.
-
.Episode
II
-
Anakin's
mom is abducted by sand people.
-
Obi-wan,
Anakin, and Padme are captured by Geonosians.
-
Episode III
-
General
Grevous kidnaps Palpatine...
-
then captures
Anakin and Obi wan.
-
and also
captures Shak Tii (deleted scene)
-
Episode IV
-
Princess
Leia is captured by Vader.
-
R2 and
3PO are captured by jawas.
-
Episode V
-
Han, Chewie,
Leia, and 3PO are captured by Vader on Bespin.
-
Episode VI
-
Han is
frozen and kept by Jabba.
-
Princess
Leia is captured by Jabba.
-
Chewie
too.
-
And the
droids.
-
Then Luke
too.
-
The Ewoks
capture all the good guys.
-
Luke allows
himself to be captured by Vader.
-
Han and
Leia are captured by Imperials.
Subterfuge,
Disguises, and Lies
-
Episode I
-
The queen
pretends to be one of her handmaidens (and vice versa).
-
Qui Gon
pretends not to be a Jedi (and also cheats with dice).
-
.Episode
II
-
Padme
arrives on Coruscant disguised as a pilot escorting her decoy.
-
Anakin
and Padme disguise themselves as peasants to go to Naboo.
-
Zam Wesell
is a shape-shifter who attempts to sneak up on Anakin and Obi-wan.
-
Episode III
-
Obi-wan
pretends to have left Utapau.
-
Papatine
finally stops pretending he's a good guy.
-
The clones
do the same.
-
Episode IV
-
Leia pretends
to be on a "diplomatic mission."
-
Uncle
Owen and Aunt Beru pretend not to know Obi-wan.
-
Obi-wan
pretends to be a ghost to scare the sandtroopers away.
-
Obi-wan
pretends Darth Vader killed Luke's father (...from a certain point of view).
-
Luke and
Han pretend to be stormtroopers transporting a prisoner (Chewie).
-
Episode V
-
Lando
pretends the Empire hasn't taken control of Cloud City.
-
Yoda pretends
to be a muppet (Well, he is, of course, but you know what I mean).
-
Episode VI
-
R2-D2
pretends to be Jabba's servant (C-3PO doesn't know any better).
-
Leia disguises
herself as Boush the bounty hunter.
-
Chewie
pretends to be a prisoner of Boush.
-
Luke pretends
to be unarmed.
One
or more characters are eaten (or almost eaten) by a creature
-
Episode I
-
Qui Gon,
Obi-wan, and Jar Jar repeatedly eaten in their submarine by aquatic monsters
while in the planet's core.
-
Episode II
-
Geonosian
eaten by Reek in the arena.
-
Episode III
-
??? (No
one was very hungry, apparently.)
-
Episode IV
-
Luke by
the dianoga (trash compactor).
-
Episode V
-
The Falcon
by a space slug.
-
Artoo
by something in the Dagobah swamp.
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Episode VI
-
Gamorean
Guard by the Rancor.
-
Boba Fett
and friends by the Sarlacc Pit.
We
meet again...
-
Episode I
-
Qui Gon
brings Anakin to his old master Yoda.
-
.Episode
II
-
Yoda meets
his old apprentice Count Dooku.
-
Obi wan
visits his old buddy Dexter Jetster.
-
Episode III
-
Episode IV
-
Obi wan
meets his old apprentice Darth Vader.
-
Episode V
-
Han visits
his old buddy Lando.
-
Episode VI
-
Han finds
himself captured by his old boss Jabba.
Someone
is mind-controlled using the Force
-
Episode I
-
Qui Gon
tries unsuccessfully to influence Watto.
-
Episode II
-
Obi-wan
tells a "death stick" dealer to go home and rethink his life.
-
Episode III
-
Obi-wan
uses force influence to accquire lizard on Utapau for transportantion (cut
scene)
-
Episode IV
-
Obi-wan
to stormtroopers: "These aren't the droids you're looking for."
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Episode V
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Episode VI
-
Luke controls
several guards and Bib Fortuna, Jabba's right-hand man.
Scripted
bits (dialogue)
Much
fault-finding
-
Episode I
-
Anakin:
Ahhhh.... it wasn't my fault really... Sebulba flashed me with his vent
ports. I actually saved the Pod... mostly.
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Episode II
-
Padme:
Mentors have a way of seeing more of our faults than we would like.
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Episode III
-
Obi-wan:
Oh, so all of a sudden it's my fault.
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Episode IV
-
Threepio:
That malfunctioning little twerp. This is all his fault! He tricked
me into going this way, but he'll do no better.
-
Threepio:
It wasn't my fault, sir. Please don't deactivate me. I told
him not to go, but he's faulty, malfunctioning; kept babbling on about
his mission.
-
Threepio:
Sir, would it help if you told him it was my fault.
-
Threepio:
I would much rather have gone with Master Luke than stay here with you.
I don't know what all the trouble is about, but I'm sure it must be your
fault.
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Threepio:
Listen to them! They're dying, Artoo! Curse my metal body!
I wasn't fast enough. It's all my fault! My poor master!
-
Threepio:
Help! I think I'm melting! (to Artoo) This is all your fault.
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Episode V
-
Han: The
transfer circuits are working. It's not my fault!
-
Leia:
No light-speed? Han: It's not my fault.
-
Lando:
They told me they fixed it. I trusted them to fix it. It's
not my fault!
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Episode VI
-
Han: Look,
Jabba, I was just on my way to pay you back, but I got a little side-tracked.
It's not my fault.
-
Obi-wan:
I don't blame you for being angry. If I was wrong in what I did, it certainly
wouldn't have been for the first time. You see, what happened to
your father was my fault.
Someone
has a "bad feeling about this."
-
Episode I
-
Obi-wan
to Qui Gon in the opening scene while waiting for Trade Federation representatives.
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Episode II
-
Obi-wan
while being carried by the assassin droid.
-
Anakin
in the arena.
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Episode III
-
Obi-wan
while crash landing into the hanger bay of General Grevous' cruiser.
-
One of
the battle droids aboard General Grevous' cruiser.
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Episode IV
-
Luke while
approaching the Death Star aboard the Millennium Falcon
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Han while
in the trash compactor.
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Episode V
-
Leia remarks
to Han while inside the giant space slug.
-
Episode VI
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C-3PO
to R2 before entering Jabba's palace.
-
Han while
standing on the skiff above the Sarlacc Pit.
It's
their "only hope..."
-
Episode I
-
Sio Bibble:
Please, Your Highness, reconsider. Our only hope is for the Senate to side
with us... Senator Palpatine will need your help.
-
Episode II
-
??? This
film breaks with several traditions.
-
Episode III
-
Palpatine:
We can only hope the Council didn't make a mistake.
-
Palpatine:
We can only hope that Master Kenobi is up to the challenge.
-
Anakin:
I don't know . . . Many Jedi have been killed. We can only hope that he's
remained loyal to the Chancellor.
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Episode IV
-
Leia:
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
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Leia:
You must use the information in this R2 unit to plan the attack. It is
our only hope.
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Episode V
-
Threepio:
Your Highness, we must take this last transport. It's our only hope.
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Episode VI
-
Obi-wan:
Then the Emperor has already won. You were our only hope.
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Luke:
If I don't make it back, you're the only hope for the Alliance.
Design
work
Minimum
of three worlds per film, with each described as having one climate.
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Episode II
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Coruscant
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Tatooine
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Naboo
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Kamino
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Geonosis
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Episode III
-
Coruscant
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Utapau
-
Kashyyyk
-
Mustafar
-
Pollis
Massa
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Naboo
-
Alderan
-
Tatooine
-
(Shown
briefly: Mygeeto, Felucia, Cato Xeimoidia, and Saleucami)
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Episode IV
-
Tatooine
-
Death
Star
-
Yavin
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Episode VI
-
Tatooine
-
Death
Star II
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Endor
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(Shown
briefly: Coruscant, Naboo, and Bespin)
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Holograms
-
Episode I
-
Darth
Sidious and Darth Maul before the Nemodians.
-
Senator
Palpatine before the Queen's audience.
-
Sio Bibble
to Padme and others on her ship.
-
Episode II
-
Obi-wan
projects to Mace and Yoda.
-
Episode III
-
Darth
Sidious (repeatedly)
-
Absent
members of Jedi counsil (several scenes)
-
Anakin
(and later as Darth Vader) in several scenes
-
Obi-wan
(repeatedly as well)
-
Episode IV
-
Leia:
"Help me Obi-wan, you're our only hope."
-
Episode V
-
Vader
to the AT-AT commander.
-
The Emperor
appears to Vader.
-
Various
Imperial officers communicate with Vader.
-
Episode VI
-
Luke is
projected by Artoo before Jabba's throne.
-
The Death
Star attack scenario by Mon Mothma.
Lightsaber
Gimmicks
-
Episode I
-
Darth
Maul has a double bladed saber.
-
Three-way
battle.
-
Episode II
-
Anakin
uses two sabers at the same time.
-
Mace has
a purple saber (new color).
-
Yoda does
battle.
-
Episode III
-
General
Grievous with four sabers
-
The Emperor
battles Mace, then (later) Yoda.
-
Episode IV
-
Episode V
-
Luke and
Vader battle (younger adversary; the hero of the series).
-
Episode VI
-
Luke gets
a green saber (new color).
Troopers
-
Episode I
-
Episode II
-
Super
Battle Droids
-
Clone
Troopers
-
Episode III
-
Clone
Troopers (new costumes)
-
Clone
Pilots
-
Clone
Biker Scouts
-
Clone
AT-TE Driver
-
Clone
Turbo Tank Gunner
-
Clone
Commander
-
etc. (they
spared no expense!)
-
Episode IV
-
Storm
Troopers
-
TIE Fighter
Pilots
-
Episode V
-
Snow Troopers
-
AT-AT
drivers
-
Episode VI
Grappling
hooks and tow cables
-
Episode I
-
Queen
and troops climb up to the palace.
-
Episode II
-
Jango
launches cable during fight with Obi wan on Kamino platform.
-
Episode III
-
Obi wan
and Anakin use cables in the elevator shaft.
-
Gen. Grevous
launches a cable to pull himself back to the command ship from outer space.
-
Clone
troops use cables to decend into Utapau sinkholes.
-
Episode IV
-
Luke and
Leia swing across Death Star chasm on grappling hook.
-
Episode V
-
Tow cables
bring down AT-ATs.
-
Luke ascends
to attack AT-AT with lightsaber/grenade combo.
-
Episode VI
-
Boba Fett
launches snare cable to capture Luke on the skiff (which totally doesn't
work).
-
Luke and
Leia swing across from Jabba's sail barge to their skiff.
TIE
collection
-
Episode I
-
Droid
Fighters
-
Darth
Maul's Interceptor
-
Episode II
-
??? (Nothing
new here; the "surprise" was the introduction of the "wedge" vehicles reminiscent
of the Imperial star destroyers.)
-
Episode III
-
Jedi Starfighters
(with fold-out wings)
-
Tri-fighters
-
Episode IV
-
Original
TIE Fighter
-
Darth
Vader's TIE Fighter
-
Episode V
-
Episode VI
The
Star Wars saga and multiple climaxes
For what might arguably
be the ultimate guy's movie series (James Bond 007 notwithstanding), the
Star
Wars saga has steadily established a pattern of increasing the number
of climaxes through each successive movie.
Star
Wars = 1
1)
Luke and the Rebels attack the Death Star.
Empire Strikes
Back = 2
1)
Luke battles Vader.
2)
Leia, Chewie, Lando, and the droids try to save Han, then escape from Cloud
City.
Return of the
Jedi = 3
1)
Luke battles Vader (again).
2)
Rebel fleet attacks the second Death Star.
3)
Han, Leia, Chewie, and the droids (and, yes, the Ewoks) try to sabotage
the shield generator.
Phantom Menace
= 4
1)
Qui Gon and Obi-wan battle Darth Maul.
2)
Anakin and the Naboo fighters attack the Trade Federation battleships.
3)
Gungans and battle droids re-enact Braveheart (or, more accurately,
Spartacus).
4)
The Queen and her guards infiltrate the palace.
Attack of the
Clones = 5
Jedi
commanding Clones to attack Battle Droids built by Geonosian bugs lead
by Separatists controlled by the apprentice of the future Emperor.
Seriously, did anyone follow all this?
Revenge of
the Sith = 4 (these are more wrap-ups than climaxes)
Star
Destroyer: Vader and Palpatine survey the Death Star's construction
Naboo:
Padme's funeral
Alderan:
Leia is delivered by Bail Organa
Tatooine:
Luke is delivered by Obi-wan
Say
it again, George!
For some reason,
a lot of Star Wars names have repetition to them. For example, the
following names are just the same syllable twice:
Taun Taun
AT-AT
Gungun
Jar Jar
And then there are other
ones like R2-D2 of even "hidden" ones like Obi Wan Kenobi.
Weird!
Further, you have
interesting inversions like how wookie is turned inside out to become Ewok.
Bonus
Round: Same Bat-time, Different Bat-number
You know why the
Batman
series worked as long as it did? They had a formula to maintain the
novelty:
N = M + 1, where
N is the number of characters and M is the movie in the series.
= 1st movie = 2 characters:
1) Batman
2) The Joker
= 2nd movie = 3 characters:
1) Bats
2) Cats
3) The Penguin
= 3rd movie = 4 characters:
1) Bats
2) Robin
3) The Riddler
4) Two-Face
= 4th movie = 5 characters
1) Bats
2) Robin
3) Batgirl
4) Mr. Freeze
5) Poison Ivy
At this rate, the next
movie (if there ever is one!) should be the freaking Justice League.
And why not?!
And
here comes the Spiderman...
Spiderman
= 1st movie = 2 characters:
1) Spidy
2) Green Goblin
Spiderman 2 = 2nd
movie = 3 characters:
1) Spidy
2) Doc Ock
3) Green Goblin
Spiderman 3 = 3rd
movie = 4 characters:
1) Spidy
2) Venom
3) Sandman
4) Green Goblin
All
contents copyright "In a gAle[x]y far, far away..."