Hey, he's a farmboy.  And blonde.  What did you expect?

 

So you say you want a Revolution?

 

He likes to sound smooth, but he can rock out if he needs to.  He likes to blend in, nothing too flashy, but he's versatile. 

And besides, it sort of reminds him of his ship.

 

He's more refined than his earlier incarnation.  He has an extra switch and two outputs for when he needs to play both sides (of the stage or wherever) and needs say two different things at the same time.

 

He may be big and brown like his bass, but you need to be a star pilot to figure out the active electronics on these suckers.

 

He can play with the rest of the boys or plug into a synthesizer and jam on that, too.  Watch out, Max Rebo!

 

They've been around almost from the very beginning.

 

This guitar just looks like you need a beard to play it.

 

What else could back up a culture of sopranos?

 

Boxey.  But good.

 

The guitar is on the right.

 

The fur gives it a warm sound.

 

 Big guy.  Big sound.  What more can I say?

 

Rebels like orange.

 

This is my rifle, this is my gun.
One is for fightin', the other's a Chilly Willy!

 

This was a transparent choice.

 

Because aside from the occasional X-Wing for you to plug into, there's just no electricity on Dagobah.

 

If these two weren't made for one another, I don't know what is.

 

Baby, with that voice, you'll be a hit!

 

Naturally.

 

Both these guys were likely made in Korea.

 

You don't need to be loud to lead a rebellion.

 

You'll hear it before you see it.

 

It looks like it could cut through anything, like, say, your long-lost son's forearm.

 

You know deep down this guy thinks he's Johnny Cash.

 
Mr. McGuire: I want to say one word to you. Just one word.

Benjamin: Yes, sir.

Mr. McGuire: Are you listening?

Benjamin: Yes.  I am.

Mr. McGuire: Plastics. 

 

It's not easy being green.

 

It stays in tune better than a gaffi stick.

 

Cool enough to play sideman for Darth Vader.

 

As if six strings cried out and were suddenly silenced.

 

Two words: Chrome plating.

 

Big and cool.  Very cool

 

Yo.  We be chillin'.

 

Only someone who would fly something like Slave I has taste this poor.

 

The resemblance to Malcolm Young is uncanny.

 

Admit it.  You were thinking the same thing.

 

Rumor has it he busted his head at a Ramones show.

 

Hey, Zuckuss, back me up...

 

Got the bounty huntin' blues.  Yeah.

 

You didn't think the old boy was a mandolin player, didja?

 

If you're going to back up someone ugly, 
you might as well be, too.

 

Everyone says Gene Simmons is a pig.  Well, they're right.

 

He says this guitar makes him sound like he has lightning coming 
out of his fingertips.

 

Red.  Plastic.  Deadly.

 

Pew, pew.... VRRRRMMMMMEEEEEOOOWWWWW!!!