Why? Because it's in your pocket when it rings, so you don't fucking need to see it. Quit wasting the batteries! If you were deaf maybe the lights would be helpful, but guess what? It you were deaf, you wouldn't fucking need a cell phone. How about cell phone makers concentrate on putting all the available energy to use boosting the signal so we can find service?
Okay, let me tell you how to hang up
phone: You close it. Logically, it would seem that opening it
be enough to answer it. Not so. When my phone rings, you
to push "send" to answer it. Flipping it open isn't good enough
the fact that even my cordless phone has worked that way since the late
'80s. Oh, want to see who's calling first? Well, that
is right there on the screen before you even open it. Why do I
to push a button? Why is there an extra step? Because cell
phones are fucking stupid, that's why.
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