This would be like some equally inexplicable trend in which Hollywood convinced women that bras were out and t-shirts were in. Yeah, that might be fine if you're a B-cup in your twenties, but the rest of the world could probably stand some support. Same for me and probably most guys on any warm day they haven't been swimming.
I gave into the pressure and tried boxers for a while several years ago. There was a lot more movement downtown than I should have to contend with, especially if I tried to run. As Kramer put it: "My boys need a house!" And I think the whole "left" vs. "right" debate ought to be restricted to politics. Besides, I just plain want my balls off my legs. I mean, this is Texas, so in a word: Humidity. Do you need me to be more graphic that that? Didn't think so.
Yeah, I know what you're going to say
my sperm count, but I'm not in the market to put those soldiers to work
just yet. Besides, as far as back-up forms of birth control go,
another that's this cheap and easy, especially to run in.
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