November's DVD Reviews,
Part I
Quick reviews from my Netflix queue and/or
the library.
Rome, Season 1, Disc 1, 2006
It seems inevitable that Showtime
would find a period in history to adapt that was most like itself.
They don't do a great job, but you're going to watch it for the gratuitous
nudity anyway, aren't you? No need to crucify yourself over it.
Alias, Season
4, Discs 5&6
They should make a drinking game
out of the deus ex machinae in this season, but that doesn't make it any
less entertaining. I mean, if you buy Jen Garner as a multi-linguial
superspy, your disbelief is beyond suspended; it's incarcerated without
the possibility of parole.
Breach,
2007
Speaking of spies. For as
small a movie as this is, it's surprisingly entertaining, and Chris Cooper
is better here than in almost anything I've seen him in, which makes sense
since he had to fool the CIA for years.
Mission: Impossible
III, 2006
Finishing out the spy trifecta,
we have a case of the worst actor in history posing as someone in a profession
built around acting. Yes, it's yet another movie in an entire series
you can just go ahead and skip the fuck out of.
Starcrash,
1979
The blueprint for how to take
every element George Lucas used to make Star Wars, and turn it into one
of the worst movies ever made. No, that's exactly why you should
see it!
Candid Camera:
5 Decades of Smiles: Disc 1, 1949
I am perhaps biased because I
love watching pranks, but no other show makes me laugh so hard or as often
as this one. Candidly.
Marjoe,
1972
Documentary about a corrupt preacher
(is there any other kind?) bilking the faithful idiots (sorry, another
redundancy) and then explaining behind the scenes precisely how he does
it while he literally counts up the cash.
Star Wars: Clone
Wars: Vol. 2, 2004
Entirely too short, but it's a
good fix of Sttar Wars by filling in some of the events leading up to Revenge
of the Sith. Not great, but better than good if you're a Star
Wars geek (Guilty!).
PICKS OF THE
LITTER: I'm going to recommend Candid Camera because everyone's
an amateur social psychologist, and this is a video textbook on how to
perform a scientific study of humanity.
Copyright 2007
Ale[x]plorer.