February's DVD Reviews, Part I
Quick reviews from my Netflix queue and/or the library.



Reefer Madness, 2005
I could forgive this musical's one-to-one correspondence of character for character and plot point for plot point with The Rocky Horror Picture Show, but though the campiness here was great, the music itself wasn't.  Excellent cast, however.  Ironically, I only rented it to see Kristen Bell, but her performance was among the weakest precisely because she is too smart to play a character as dumb as hers was supposed to be.  Great on the eyes though.

Syriana, 2005
Traffic is to drugs what Syriana is to oil.  Basically, it's refined but ubiquitous.  Same as you find at the pump.

Stay, 2005
There were some interesting visuals involved in the transitions, but I didn't buy the premise for a second and saw the end coming in 1990 when Jacob's Ladder came out.  Go rent that instead unless you're Dani and have a crush on Ewan McGreggor.

Scoop, 2005
One of your usual later, not-too-terribly funny films from Woody Allen.  I know he's prolific, but I have a long list of films by him I would recommend over this one.

Inside Man, 2006
Pretty good little crime caper movie, but skip it unless you're me and you have a crush on Jodie Foster.

Veronica Mars, Season 1, Discs 5 and 6, 2005
Okay, I splurged on Kristen Bell projects this month.  The library had the last two in the season, so I went for it.  Good wrap-up, but too much too quickly.  Save something for next season, damn it!

The Dick Cavett Show, 196?
Collections of interviews with people worth talking to back when talk shows did that: Show people talking.

Inside Deep Throat, 2005
You would think documentaries (except perhaps medical ones) would be at the opposite end of the spectrum from pornos, but this one is remarkably interesting in terms of how involved the story is, and it pack quite a bit more material than your usual oral histories.  Wait.  That sounded kind of dirty.

I Spit On Your Grave, 1978
I am honestly at a loss.  I cannot tell you whether I love this movie or hate it.  Let's just say that if you thought Hard Candy was intense, you're in for some serious trauma.

The Illusionist, 2006
That they stretched a 45 minute episode of Alfred Hitchcock Presents into a two hour movie...?  That, Ladies and Gentlemen, is magic!

The Hills Have Eyes, 1977
I'm surprised how little updating they did to the original in the 2005 remake.  Both are crap, notable only for the phenomenal violence to plot ratio, thanks especially to the demonimator here being lower than the demographic they were aiming for.

Alias: Season 3: Disc 1, 2003
Honestly, I'm consistently amazed at the way the show manages to keep itself fresh.  It's always one step ahead of me.

Extras: Season 1: Disc 2, 2005
Ricky Gervais will hate me for saying this because he likes surprises, and this won't be one: The show is good, but The Office was so much better.  I like this, but I don't love it.  I can be friends with it after a few more dates, but I'm going to marry The Office.

Henry & June, 1990
This film gained notoriety as the first NC-17 picture.  But you know what?  It is really, really good.  Contrary to some reviews, the sex is never gratuitous at least in part since, after all, that's what the movie is about.

Gilmore Girls: Season 5: Disc 5, 2004
They're running out of material.  Probably because the girls talk so fast than they've written about ten seasons worth of dialogue to get them only this far.

Crank Yankers: Season 2: Vol. 1: Disc 2, 2002
Heh.  Cute.  Forgetable fun, although that's not what the victims or their lawyers would call it.

In Old Arizona, 1928
Speaking of a certain Old Arizona Senator's position on Iraq, here's another case of stretching too little material too far.

PICKS OF THE LITTER: Henry & June because it was really, really, good and I Spit On Your Grave because a cocktail of moonshine and battery acid isn't this strong.


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