November's DVD Reviews,
Part II
Quick reviews from my Netflix queue and/or
the library.
Leonard Cohen: I'm Your
Man, 2005
The highlight of this is when
Leonard performs the last song on the disc with U2 backing him. Not
so much because it's a great performance (which it is), but rather because
it's the only song he performs. The rest of the film (I use that
term reluctantly) is a mixture of lackluster performances by C and D-list
musicians interspersed with short interview clips with Mr. Cohen.
The latter are interesting, and that's where the emphasis should have been,
as Everbody Knows.
Doctor Who:
Season 1: Disc 5, 2005
This was just extras. Behind
the scenes stuff is sometimes interesting, but next time I'll have to remember
to check the fine print before I add the last disc of a season (or "series"
if you speak British). Alternatively, I could always travel back
in time and delete it from my queue.
Curb Your Enthusiasm:
Season 5: Disc 2, 2005
Many people find this show painful
to watch, and it isn't even about them. Can you imagine what it's
like for me?
The Little Girl
Who Lives Down the Lane, 1976
I guess there wasn't enough material
to fill up two hours, so there are a lot of long, drawn-out shots of next
to nothing. Still, it otherwise isn't a bad thriller with the added
bonus of Jodie Foster's then-21-year-old sister body doubling nude for
her as a then-14-year-old. If John Hinkley had gotten ahold of a
copy of this one, he probably would never have left home.
V For Vendetta,
2006
A rare case of the movie being
better than the book. Although Alan Moore's graphic novel has more
depth, the film flows better and keeps the themes at the fore thoughout,
something the source material sometimes lost track of. Fortunately,
the always-masked Wachowski brothers swooped in and blew up the original
text.
Veronica Mars:
Season 1, Disc 1, 2005
I had never heard of this series
since all I can pick up on my tv are Jesus stations, Spanish-language stations,
or a combination thereof. However, it was at the library and therefore
free. It isn't too bad, basically Alias grafted to Buffy
the
Vampire Slayer to make a private detective high school girl with a
great ass. The writing is witty, though nothing original. But
she does have a great ass.
Invasion:
Season 1, Disc 1, 2005
I can't remember the last time
I passed up a sci-fi series. Again, this was at the library, so I
took a chance. Honestly, it's pretty slow, and that's saying a lot
considering I was watching it in fast-forward. Unlike a show like
Lost
where they're always teasing you with mysteries, I didn't get the sense
this was going anywhere. Okay, so there's something that glows and
swims... So what? And that's just the one plot point I didn't feel
insulted by.
The NeverEnding
Story, 1984
Like everyone born in the 70s
to the present, I saw this when I was a kid. Dani got a craving out
of the blue to watch it, so I put it in the queue. It was a lot better
than I remembered in terms of the performances and production values.
Although it's kind of short so there isn't much story development, it's
a lot better than what else your kids could be watching if this wasn't
on dvd.
Farscape: Season
1: Disc 1, 1999
This is a great show that unfortunately
never seemed to find an audience. Admittedly, the first few episodes
are kind of hokey until the story gets going, but then it rocks.
While the series does have some well-developed story arcs, it was still
produced mainly in an episodic fashion, so you can come through the wormhole
and jump into the storyline at any time. You'll probably have to
do that anyway since some idiot in marketing got the idea to use alien
symbols for numbering the volumes, leaving you clueless where the fuck
you are in the series.
Arrested Development:
Season 3: Disc 2, 2005
RIP. Why does good tv have
to die?
Will & Grace:
Season 1: Disc 1, 1998
Man, they were just babies back
then! This never was a really great show (contrast with Seinfeld),
but the cast is great and the one-liners raise the quality that is otherwise
burried beneath clichéd plots.
Veronica Mars:
Season 1: Disc 2, 2005
More of the same. I have
a weakness for fast-talking, intelligent women. Or at least ones
that are written that way.
Winchell,
1999
An HBO biopic about gossip columnist
Walter Winchell. I think Stanley Tucci is great in everything he
does. You don't even have to know who Winchell was to appreciate
it because it's the standard story about a guy who does good and does bad
and, at the end of the day, is human. Unlike Winchell's column, there's
no surprise revelations here, just a well-made movie.
Suicide Kings,
1998
This could have been better in
so many ways that aren't worth my time to do a post-mortem.
Blind Beast,
1969
I checked this out after someone
(I can't remember who, sorry; email me!) posted a review that honestly
was more interesting than the film itself. I was hoping for seriously-fucked-up,
but it was more like amateurishly-pretentious. Still, any movie with
a naked Japanese women will hold my attention from the waist down.
Space: 1999:
Vol. 1, 1975
What is it with me and these Gerry
Anderson projects? Like UFO or his more famous Thunderbirds
series, I find myself yawning (literally!) through technically well-directed
but emotionally vacuous action scenes. It's like the least interesting
fireworks displays ever. Picture this, the moon has shot out of its
orbit; the staff of the moon base is heading out of the solar sytem into
deep space. What do they do? Walk around doing paperwork and
asking if anyone would like a cup of coffee. I'm not making this
up (as clearly that would require more imagination than one would usually
need to write a sci-fi series that was actually any good).
Gilmore Girls:
Season 5: Disc 1, 2004
The trick to this series is to
deliver dialogue so fast that no one will notice nothing happened over
the last hour. Damn. They got me again!
PICK OF THE
(second half of the) MONTH: Putney Swope falls just short of greatness,
but has so many other redeeming qualities that it is worth the trouble
to seek out. Transamerica is pretty damned good, too,
just on the acting alone.
Copyright 2006
Ale[x]plorer.