October's DVD Reviews,
Part I
From Netflix to my eyes out my fingertips and
through this series of tubes some people call the Internets, here are more
dvd reviews...
Robert Anton Wilson: Maybe
Logic, 2003
You've probably never heard of
the guy, but he's a hilarious philosopher (of sorts). Unfortunately,
he's in his twilight years suffering with post-polio syndrome, so he isn't
at his most cinematic at this stage. Hollywood missed out on a great
performer, but this is still a good introduction to the man and his entertaining
and mind-enhancing ideas.
The Celluloid
Closet, 1995
Excellent documentary on the portrayal
of homosexuality in cinema. Of particular interest is how subversive
filmmakers were at getting veiled references and the like onto the screen.
I'm a big documentary watcher, and this one is outstanding (if a bit dated
by thankfully changing times).
Battlestar Galactica:
Season 2.5: Disc 2, 2004
Still the BEST SHOW ON TV.
No, I'm not fucking with you. I swear, this show is like heroine.
Dani asks me when the next series of discs are going to come out like she's
a three year-old jonesing for Christmas.
Chapelle Show,
Season 2, Disc 1
Okay, I finally get the "I'm Rick
James, bitch" reference. (It has a completely different meaning with
the comma, by the way, you stupid bitches.) Maybe it's because I
remember Eddie Murphy from when he was funny. I just didn't see anything
new and original here.
King Kong,
2005
Sure, it had it's excesses, but
it was still pretty good. It helps if you watch it in FF (which I
always do) since every scene in this movie is to a regular movie what King
Kong is to Clyde from Every Which Way But Loose.
Lost: Season
1: Discs 5&6, 2004
I forgot to include previous discs
of this show on earlier lists since I've been getting these from the library.
It's amazing the way you can get sucked in with as old a plot device as
a cliffhanger, but it works every time. I also like the escaped convict
chick who wears jeans in every other episode.
Crash, 1996
I LOVED THIS MOVIE. Yes,
I'm a huge fan of most things Cronnenberg has made, but never got around
to this one until now. Very cool movie, although some will probably
be disturbed by it. Which is probably the crowd who should go see
it. (Incidentally, this is not to be confused with last year's "Best
Picture" with the same title... also pretty good, but I like this one better.
No, it's not a remake.)
Desperate Housewives:
Season 1: Discs 5&6, 2004
Again, these are from the library,
not Netflix. I guess this series is sort of a "Twin Peaks lite."
It's a David Lynch production in the mold of Blue Velvet only without the
Lynch-isms. That's unfortunate because it ends up coming off as a
campy version of "thirtysomething" (which actually was a great show, btw).
Still, it's addictive the way any relationship is where you always get
a bite but never the whole pie.
Battlestar Galactica:
Season 2.5: Disc 3, 2004
This is STILL the BEST SHOW ON
TV. No, I'm still not kidding you. This was the season finale.
Now I feel like I'm going into detox after a really huge bender.
How much longer before they put Season 3 out?!
Bireli LaGrene
& Friends: Live Jazz a Vienne, 2004
You like Django Reinhardt?
This was a great (really long!) concert of the best gypsy jazz players
around (in France anyway). Terrific performances for those who like
the stuff. And if you have no idea what I'm talking about, then it's
a great introduction (or check out a few tracks on Django's myspace profile;
he's on my friends list).
Alias: Season
2: Disc 3, 2002
Obviously the writers are manipulating
me, but I still love being lied to and then finding out the "truth" (however
mercurial) in episode after episode. Did I mention the crush I have
on Jennifer Garner? (She's still the best thing Ben Affleck has been
in.)
Doctor Who:
Season 1: Disc 1, 2005
I grew up watching the original
series from the John Pertwee doctor through the Tom Baker years and up
to the Peter Davidson incarnation. The writing hasn't improved considerably
in this updated series, but that's probably a good thing since the campiness
was part of its charm. As far as special effects have advanced, these
still look appropriately cheap by today's standards, so it feels like home
to me.
The Beach,
2000
This was the first move Leonardo
DiCaprio made after Titanic. It's directed by the guy who did Trainspotting.
It isn't a great movie by any stretch, but it was interesting when it tried
to be experimental, even if it wasn't artistically successful in any measureable
way.
The Crossing
Guard, 1995
Sean Penn directed this sorry
movie that beats you over the head with a point so obvious you could literally
get it from the plot synopsis. If it takes you two hours to read
one of those, then this movie is for you.
Fabulous! The
Story of Queer Cinema, 2006
This is kind of the unofficial
sequel to The Celluloid Closet, although the emphasis is on indie
movies from the decade after that documentary. Nothing groundbreaking
here, but that's a positive. Honestly, if you're shocked by movies
about gay people in 2006, then you probably ought to get out more.
Alias: Season
2: Disc 4, 2002
Seeing Jennifer Garner in the
lingerie was nice as always.
UFO: Vol. 1,
1970
This was the first disc of a short-lived
sci-fi show on network tv. They could barely afford any of the special
effects, so it's an unintentional comedy by the guy who produced the Thunderbirds
series with those cool model vehicles and those creepy-looking marionettes.
The vehicles are still around, but the live actors actually seem more wooden
than the puppets, remarkably enough.
Basquiat,
1996
Bio pic about the artist no one
really ever heard of before he was the subject of a bio pic. It's
actually a pretty good movie, although it's kind of free form (Think Cassavetes
with producers strong-arming him to be commercial enough to recoup their
cash).
The Sopranos:
Season 4: Disc 4, 2002
I still have no idea why I watch
this show, but I feel like I'm missing out on something if I don't.
Dogtown and
Z-Boys, 2002
Documentary about the original
skate kids depicted in
Lords of Dogtown (which sounds more like
a period art film). It isn't bad, but for all the original footage,
there didn't seem to be enough material to flesh things out into a compelling
story.
PICK OF THE
(first half of the) MONTH:
Crash. Definitely.
(Also, you need to start watching Battlestar Galactica so you can
tell me how right I am.)
Copyright 2006
Ale[x]plorer.