|These kids are going to get more Photoshopped
|HOT CHICK I DON'T KNOW: If he bites
you right there, it will help distract you when the honeymooning starts.
ERINN: Lemme take my earring out then.
|Much like sex, every generation thinks they invented break dancing.|
|Remember at the beginning of the evening when Devin was actually dressed up? Yeah, what happened?|
|Keanu sent an RSVP saying he couldn't make it, but I'm pretty sure this guy was from the Matrix.|
|And the winner of this year's Air Guitar International goes to...!|
|ERINN: High-five sista!
CINDY: I'll, uh, drop all my expensive crap.
|This isn't what they were playing, but
it's what I hear in my head right now.
|...and that's how Bobby got Mom and Dad back together.|
|Some relatives' stories go on way too long when the young ones would much rather get on with the honeymoon.|
|Yeah, I'm not much for salad myself. Let's just get some more cake.|
|I'd never heard of door prizes at a wedding reception before, but this was one I was happy not to have won.|
|Dani's jokes just clear the room.|
|Okay, class. Let's name five things wrong with this girl group.|
|DEVIN: You know, Honey, now that
we're married, we can go to swingers clubs.
ERINN: Get your ass in the car.
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