|A random monarch enjoys a dance with the
Grand Dragon of the KKK.
Why aren't the knights slaying dragons instead of tilting flagons?
|Here the bride and groom use their laser-eyed heat vision to finish baking the cake before they cut it...|
|...then the bride proceeds to perform an impromptu scene as Lady MacBeth.|
|The groom's sudden release of flatulence caught this one little girl (and her dress) by surprise.|
|After the bride tossed the bouquet from the balcony above, the groom followed another medieval tradition, and poured hot tar from above as well.|
|And the award for the most colorful costumes of the evening: The Fusha Knight and his lady.|
|My sword's bigger.|
|You must be this tall to go on your honeymoon.
Congrats, Don and Kelly!