The Wedding Stinger
If Quinten Tarantino was a wedding planner, this is how Brei and Allen's would have gone...


Josh: Have you ever given a foot massage? 

Dawn: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages - I'm the foot fuckin' master. 

Josh: Given a lot of 'em? 

Dawn: Shit yeah.  I got my technique down and everything, I don't be tickling or nothin'. 


Jules: I'll just walk the earth. 

Vincent: What'cha mean walk the earth? 

Jules: You know, walk the earth, meet people... get into adventures. Like Caine from "Kung Fu."


The Wolf: You guys look like... What do they look like, Jimmie? 

Jimmie: Dorks.  They look like a couple of dorks. 


Vincent: I think we should be going now. 

Jules: Don't do that!  Don't you fucking do that!  Don't blow this shit off!  What just happened was a fucking miracle! 

Vincent: Chill the fuck out, Jules, this shit happens. 

Jules: Wrong!  Wrong, this shit doesn't just happen. 

Vincent: Do you wanna continue this theological discussion in the car, or at the jailhouse with the cops? 

Jules: We should be fuckin' dead now, my friend!  We just witnessed a miracle, and I want you to fucking acknowledge it!


Jules: Yolanda?  How we doin', baby? 

Yolanda: I gotta go pee!  I want to go home. 

Jules: Just hang in there, baby.  You're doing great.  Ringo's proud of you and so am I.  It's almost over.


Marsellus: In the fifth, your ass goes down.  Say it. 

Butch: In the fifth, my ass goes down. 


Jules: Oh man, I will never forgive yo ass for this.  This is some fucked-up, repugnant shit. 

Vincent: Jules, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits he's wrong, then he's automatically forgiven of that wrongdoing? 

Jules: Man, get out of my face with that shit.  The motherfucker who said that never had to pick up itty bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb ass. 


Jules: Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you.

Jules: Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? 

Jules: ...and you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!

Continue to Part II