|Allen tries to accomodate Brei's wishes for improved reception by providing rabbit ears... not quite understanding she was referring to the wedding reception.|
|Smooth Lloyd and Jake the Snake only made one memorable appearance during the second season of Miami Vice before being busted by Crockett and Tubbs.|
|Sadly, American Idol was forced to disqualify the New Freaks on the Block for not performing as solo acts.|
|Being new to the White Man's Land, Brei did not know that it was customary to perform a square dance, but the natives were happy to teach her.|
|For just pennies a day, you, too, can have a henchman of your own.|
|Meet the cast of
Survivor: Bush Country
|Hey, even garage bands sometimes can't find a garage. Or instruments.|
|In order to satisfy both cultures, a hybrid
kiss was developed that involved both lips and noses.
For those interested, this will be included in the 2005 addendum to the Kama Sutra.
|"Can't take my eyes off of you..."
...because I don't know where your fucking hand is!
Now let me show you the way to the kitchen!
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