Well, first of all, the scale of the aliens is all wrong. Everyone knows they're only tall enough to insert a rectal probe!
|A Dozen Gators
Another dollar store find. Why do these come twelve to the bunch? Couldn't there be another eleven non- crocodillian animals in the pack?
My favorite thing about this package was the generic but nonsensical statements on the board including:
|English is not spoken
My Home Sweet Home
The toys were silly enough, but Dani was the one who found the Engrish on the package:
Simulating the true styles and making carefully. All styles are wonderful!
|Hedwig and the Angry
Another dollar store find.
This is supposed to be a woman, but the toy designers obviously have never seen a real one up close. And check out those man- hands!
Curiously, there were also male action figures in this toy line, but I'll bet there was only one locker room at their fire station.
|I don't get it
Will someone out their put their art history degree to good use and explain this sculpture to me?! Am I missing a litterary reference or something?
Have these wolves heads been severed? What's going on here? I get that the fur is supposed to blend into the snow, but it's just awful.
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