Alexplorer Goes Time Traveling...

If you're just joining this series already in progress, then it means you don't have a time machine, so here's the short version: Every Tuesday (your present), I come back from my adventures time-traveling around MySpace and fill you in on what happened to people from my past as they keep slippin', slippin', slippin' into the future.

Ah, here's one now...



Lauren

Then:
Lauren (not her real name) used to be the RA on my floor my sophomore year of college.  She was really butch, but her friends were totally my type: Tomboyish girls who were still kind of fem, just not girlie.  I used to see her out with them at the clubs all the time.  Since this was very much a redneck corner of the world, there weren't exactly any gay bars in town. 

The next year both she and I coincidentally transferred to the same college without either of us telling the other before the fact.  I only found that out secondhand as I was moving out of my dorm at the end of the year when one of the other RAs mentioned it.  A few months later we were both at the new school, and I used to see her at the gay bar near there (i.e., the one place in town that played decent electronica).  Lauren was never "out," but it was kind of a "Don't ask, you can already fucking tell by looking at me" kind of a thing.


Now:
WTF?  Married?!  With kids?!  She never finished college.  This is what too much partying will do to you.  She has some sort of tourist business ties to Mardi Gras that she's promoting on her profile.

Hypothetical letter I'll probably never send to her:
Lauren,

How could you abandon me?

Sincerely,

-Any vagina besides your own.


Copyright 2007 Ale[x]plorer.  All photos are of the actual individuals described above because, seriously, I can't make this shit up.
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