Top Sexually Tilted Lines in the Star Wars Saga
These lists started long before the prequels were even announced.  I have no idea who started them, but a number of "top ten" lists have circulated, such that I finally took it upon myself to compile them.

Also, for the first time anywhere (as far as I know), I have here the top lists for Episode II: Attack of the Clones and Episode III: Revenge of the Sith.  I couldn't find where anyone else had made these, so I went through a copy of the scripts and made my own lists.  Enjoy.



Top Sexually Tilted Lines in "Star Wars I: The Phantom Menace"
JAR JAR: Whoo, boy! This is tense!

OBI-WAN: Anakin and I can handle this.

CAPT. PANAKA: Once we're inside, we shouldn't have a problem.

SHMI: It is time for you to let go.

POD RACER ANNOUNCER: Amazing... a controlled thrust and he's back on course!

CAPT. PANAKA:You can't take Her Royal Highness there!

JAR JAR: Oie boie...mesa comen.  Mesa comen!

OOM-9: If they're down here, sir, we'll find them

JAR JAR: Mesa no watch.  Dissen ganna be messy!

DARTH MAUL: At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi.

JAR JAR: Oo! Icky icky goo!

BATTLE DROID: Roger Roger!

OBI-WAN: You were right about one thing, master, the negotiations were short.

YODA: How feel you?


Top Sexually Tilted Lines in "Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones"
CAPTAIN TYPHO: You did your duty - Cordé did hers.  Now come.

JAR JAR: ...and this, I take it, is your apprentice...  Noooooooo!  Annie?  Noooooooo!  Little bitty Annie?  Noooooooo!  Yousa so biggen!  Yiyiyiyyi! Annie!!

PADMÉ: Annie?  My goodness, you've grown.

MACE WINDU: The prophecy is coming true, the Dark Side is growing.

ANAKIN: I don't like just waiting here for something to happen to her.

OBI-WAN: What took you so long?

YODA: Handle that, your Padawan will.

OBI-WAN: Anakin!  How many times have I told you to stay away from the power couplings!  Slow down!  Don't go through there! (This one gets a triple score!  What a dirty mind Lucas has!)

OBI-WAN: Here.  Next time try not to lose it.

PADMÉ: I'm sorry, Anakin.  It's impossible to deny you've... (looks him over) ...that you've grown up.

PADMÉ: Don't try to grow up too fast.
ANAKIN: I am grown up. You said it yourself.

PADMÉ: We went to lightspeed a while ago.

PADMÉ: You were dreaming about your mother earlier, weren't you?

LAMA SU: Magnificent, aren't they?

ANAKIN: Let me help you with that.

OBI-WAN: Take the one the right.  I'll take the one on the left.

OBI-WAN: She seems to be on top of things.

C-3PO: Artoo, what are you doing here?  Wait!  No!  How dare you!  You're pulling too hard.

OBI-WAN: Anakin and I can handle this.


Top Sexually Tilted Lines in "Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith"
(Note: These line are from the shooting script.  Some might not have made it into the final version.)

OBI-WAN: ...why am I always the bait?

ANAKIN: Don't worry.  I'm coming around behind you.

OBI-WAN: Anakin, they're all over me!

OBI-WAN: I'm going down on the deck.

OBI-WAN: Hurry up!  I don't like this!

ANAKIN: Come on, Master.

OBI-WAN: Stay with me... swing back and right... help me engage.

ANAKIN: I'm coming around.  I'm coming around on your tail.

OBI-WAN: These droids are all over me like a rash.

OBI-WAN: Just keep me steady... hold on... not yet... now break left.

OBI-WAN: You'll never get through there, Anakin.  It's too tight.

OBI-WAN: Get the Chancellor!  I'm running out of tricks here.

OBI-WAN: Wait... wait... I can't see a thing!  My cockpit's fogging.  They're all over me, Anakin.

OBI-WAN: Your idea of safe is not the same as mine.

OBI-WAN: We'll never get through that.  It's too small!

OBI-WAN: (quietly to Anakin) This time we will do it together.

COUNT DOOKU: Your moves are clumsy, Kenobi... too predictable.  You'll have to do better.

ANAKIN: General Grievous... You're shorter than I expected.

ANAKIN: (to Obi-Wan) Are you coming, Master?

BAIL ORGANA: I'll do everything I can with the Senate.

MACE: I don't think the boy can handle it.

C-3PO: Oh, it's you, Master Kenobi.  Come in, quickly.


Top Sexually Tilted Lines in "Star Wars IV: A New Hope"
C-3PO: Hey, you're not permitted in there.  It's restricted.

C-3PO: What are you talking about?  I'm not getting in there!

CHIEF PILOT: There goes another one.

C-3PO: How did I get into this mess?

C-3PO: I've got to rest before I fall apart.  My joints are almost frozen.

OWEN: I want you to have both of them cleaned up before dinner.

OWEN: (to Jawa) What about that blue one?  We'll take that one.

LUKE: You've got something jammed in here real good.

LUKE: It looks like you boys have seen a lot of action.

OWEN: You must understand I need you here, Luke.

AUNT BERU: He has too much of his father in him.

C-3PO: Pardon me, sir, but couldn't we go after him?

LUKE: Hey, whoa, just where do you think you're going?

BEN: It surrounds us and penetrates us.

TAGGE: The Rebel Alliance is too well equipped.

LUKE: It's just... I never heard of them hitting anything this big before.

GREEDO: Negola dewaghi wooldugger?!?

HAN: Even I get boarded sometimes.  Do you think I had a choice?

HAN: Sorry about the mess.

HAN: She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.

LUKE: I thought you said this thing was fast.

C-3PO: He made a fair move.  Screaming about it won't help you.

HAN: Hey down there, could you give us a hand with this?

LUKE: Okay.  Now, I'm going to put these on you.

LEIA: Aren't you a little short to be a stormtrooper?

HAN: Get behind me! Get behind me!

HAN: Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell! Get in there and don't worry about it.

LEIA: Put that thing away! You're going to get us all killed.

LUKE: Something just moved past my leg!  Look!  Did you see that?

LEIA: Luke, grab a hold of this.

HAN: (to Leia) Get on top of it!

C-3PO: Curse my metal body! I wasn't fast enough.

LEIA: You came in that thing? You're braver that I thought.

LUKE: That oughta hold it for a while.

HAN: Great kid! Don't get cocky.

HAN: Easy...you call that easy?

DODONNA: The approach will not be easy.  You are required to maneuver
straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point.

LUKE: Well, take care of yourself, Han.  I guess that's what you're best at, isn't it?

WEDGE: Look at the size of that thing!

GOLD LEADER: We're starting for the target shaft now.

LUKE: I'm on it.

BIGGS: He's on me tight, I can't shake him...I can't shake him.
LUKE: Hang on, Biggs, I'm coming in.

BIGGS: (over speaker) Pull in! Luke...pull in!

WEDGE: I'm on him, Luke!

GOLD FIVE: They came from behind....

RED LEADER: Almost there!  Almost there!

RED TEN: You'd better let her loose.

BIGGS: Luke, at that speed will you be able to pull out in time?

BIGGS: Hurry, Luke, they're coming in much faster this time.  I can't
hold them!

HAN: Now let's blow this thing and go home!


Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in "Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back"
LUKE: Hey, steady girl.  What's the matter?  You smell something?

DECK OFFICER: It's possible he came in through the south entrance.

HAN: Ooh...I thought they smelled bad on the outside!

HAN: I must have hit her pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh, kid?

LUKE: All right, I'm coming in.

HAN: Hurry up, goldenrod.

LEIA: Would it helped if I got out and pushed?

LUKE: That's all right.  I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while.

LUKE: You're lucky you don't taste very good.

LUKE: If you're saying coming here was a bad idea, I'm beginning to agree with you.

LUKE: Ready for some power?  Okay.  Let's see now.  Put that in there.
There you go.

YODA: How you get so big, eating food of this kind?

LUKE: Hey, you could have broken this.  Don't do that.  Ohhh... you're
making a mess.  Hey, give me that!

YODA: Mudhole?  Slimy?

YODA: But now, we must eat. Come. Good food. Come.

LEIA: Stop that!  My hands are dirty.
HAN: My hands are dirty, too.  What are you afraid of?

HAN: There's an awful lot of moisture in here.

C-3PO: One more direct hit on the back quarter and we're done for.

LUKE: (panting heavily)  I can't.  It's too big.

YODA: Size matters not.  Look at me.  Judge me by my size, do you?  Hm?  Mmmm.

YODA: (shaking his head)  Hmm.  Control, control.  You must learn control.

LANDO: You've got a lot of guts coming here, after what you pulled.

YODA: The cave.  Remember your failure at the cave!

C-3PO: I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.  Of course, I've looked better.


Top Sexually Tilted Lines in "Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi"
JERJERROD: (aghast) The Emperor's coming here?

C-3PO: Artoo Detoowha bo SeeC-3POwha ey toota odd mischka Jabba du Hutt.

C-3PO: What could possibly have come over Master Luke?

HAN: Whoa!  Whoa!  Grab me, Chewie!

HAN: Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost... you almost got it... Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me, Chewie. Chewie!
LANDO: A little higher, just a little higher.

All right!  A little higher!  Just a little higher!

HAN: Hey, Luke, thanks. Thanks for comin' after me.  Now I owe you one.

EMPEROR: (to Vader) Rise, my friend.

LEIA: (to Han) I wonder who they found to pull that off.

HAN: Look.  I want you to take her.  I mean it.  Take her.  You need all the help you can get.

HAN: No, I don't think the Empire had Wookiees in mind when they designed her, Chewie.

HAN: If they don't go for this, we're gonna have to get outta here pretty quick, Chewie.

PIETT: Shall I hold them?

LUKE: Keep on that one! I'll take these two!

C-3PO: Oh, General Solo, somebody's coming. Oh!

LEIA: It's not gonna hurt you.  Look.  You're a jittery little thing, aren't
you?

VADER: I have felt him, my Master.

HAN: Wha--?  Hey!  Point that thing someplace else.

C-3PO: I... I never knew I had it in me.

HAN: Well, short help is better than no help at all, Chewie.

HAN: And hurry up, will ya? I haven't got all day.

C-3PO: He says there's a secret entrance on the other side of the ridge.
HAN: Back door, huh? Good idea.

C-3PO: I'm afraid our furry companion has gone and done something rather rash.

HAN: Not bad for a little furball.

LANDO: Well, how could they be jamming us if they don't know if we're coming.

EMPEROR: You want this, don't you?

REBEL PILOT: She's gonna blow!

LUKE: You're coming with me.


This compilation Copyright Ale[X]-wing fighter.  Are there any lines I missed? Email me.

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