>How old do you wish you were?
Honestly, I need to start from scratch. I think that's where things went wrong.
>Where were you when 9/11 happened?
I swear I had nothing to do with it.
>What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
I wish really, really hard that John Connor grows up to send a cyborg back in time to fight them before they further enslave humanity.
>Do you consider yourself kind?
Kind of what?
>When you see a homeless person on the side of the road, what do you think?
Damn, I missed.
>If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be?
In a hypothetical past that I would regret.
>If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
>Do you know your neighbors?
As well as they know English. In other words, not very well.
>Do you follow your horoscope?
It never went anywhere. How could I follow it?
>Would you move for the person you loved?
That's the way sex usually works.
>Do you believe that opposites attract?
I teach physics.
>Favorite place to go on weekends?
>Showers or Baths?
Is the tub was large enough for two?
>Do you trust people easily?
Wait, why are you asking me this? What are you planning to do with this information?
>Do you want kids?
I've never looked into their resale value.
>Do you keep a handwritten journal?
If I can't type it, I won't write it unless it's to endorse something at the bank.
>Who would you like to be more honest with?
I'd tell you, but I would be lying.
>Who makes you feel guilty?
>Are you a good dancer?
Only around uncomfortable questions. Like this one.
>Are you impatient?
I don't have time for this.
>Who can you relate to?
Ask me again when the results of the paternity test arrive.
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