Survey says...

Is it just my friends who post a million and one surveys on myspace?

>How old do you wish you were?
Honestly, I need to start from scratch.  I think that's where things went wrong.

>Where were you when 9/11 happened?
I swear I had nothing to do with it.

>What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
I wish really, really hard that John Connor grows up to send a cyborg back in time to fight them before they further enslave humanity.

>Do you consider yourself kind?
Kind of what?

>When you see a homeless person on the side of the road, what do you think?
Damn, I missed.

>If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be?
In a hypothetical past that I would regret.

>If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?

>Do you know your neighbors?
As well as they know English.  In other words, not very well.

>Do you follow your horoscope?
It never went anywhere.  How could I follow it?

>Would you move for the person you loved?
That's the way sex usually works.

>Do you believe that opposites attract?
I teach physics.

>Dream car?

>Favorite channel?

>Favorite place to go on weekends?

>Showers or Baths?
Is the tub was large enough for two?

>Do you trust people easily?
Wait, why are you asking me this?  What are you planning to do with this information?

>Do you want kids?
I've never looked into their resale value.

>Do you keep a handwritten journal?
If I can't type it, I won't write it unless it's to endorse something at the bank.

>Who would you like to be more honest with?
I'd tell you, but I would be lying.

>Who makes you feel guilty?
The police.

>Are you a good dancer?
Only around uncomfortable questions.  Like this one.

>Are you impatient?
I don't have time for this.

>Who can you relate to?
Ask me again when the results of the paternity test arrive.

Copyright 2005 Ale[x]plorer.
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