>WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU DELETED FROM YOUR CELL?
What cell? The only thing in any of my cells is me.
>WHAT MOVIE SUMS UP YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS?
Fight Club? Not that we fight. Other than that we can't talk about it.
>WHAT'S ON THE LAST CD YOU BURNED?
I don't; I just archive junk I'll never look through again (and back-up things). And I have an mp3 player I hardly ever use.
>WHAT'S THE CRAPPIEST GIFT SOMEONE GAVE YOU RECENTLY?
Clothing. I don't have a particular gift in mind, but that's true regardless.
>WHERE WAS THE LAST PUBLIC RESTROOM YOU USED?
Nowhere near George Michael.
>WHO IS THE LAST PERSON WHO SAID I HATE YOU?
Probably one of my students. I mean, if I'm doing my job right.
>WHICH ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS DRESSES THE BEST?
I've never noticed, so I guess their efforts are lost on me.
>WHICH ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS DRESSES THE WORST?
>WHAT'S IN YOUR POCKETS RIGHT NOW?
>HAVE YOU FAKED MORE ORGASMS THAN YOU'VE ACTUALLY HAD?
I'm a guy. We have to pretend we aren't having them with anyone but you.
>WHAT'S THE LAST THING YOU SAID TO YOUR EX?
I think I sent her a movie recommendation. I used to send her happy, oblivious emails while making her pay for the divorce.
>WHICH SONG SHOULD BE YOUR ANTHEM?
Tomoyasu Hotei - "Battle Without Honor or Humanity." Alternatively, "Loser" by Beck.
>WHAT'S THE LAST NIGHTMARE YOU HAD?
Can't remember, but Dani dreamt someone broke in and was hiding behind the bathroom door, so she screamed and woke me up. Then she went right back to sleep while I sat around rethinking my position on gun control.
>EVER FELT COYOTE UGLY SYNDROME?
Damn you kids and your hip references I don't get.
>EVER LIED TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK BETTER?'
No. (Oops, I just did it again.)
>LAST WEB SEARCH YOU DID?
The word "omniscient." I guess that proves I'm not, since I couldn't remember if there was an "s" in it.
>LAST TIME YOU GOT SHITFACED?
Never. I can't. Alcohol apparently doesn't have any effect on me except to make me feel like I'm drinking mouthwash.
>LAST HAND YOU HELD?
Dani's or Gus' (if paws count) to get a sticker out this afternoon.
>WHERE DO YOU WISH YOU WERE RIGHT NOW?
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