Survey says...

Is it just my friends who post a million and one surveys on myspace?  After Katie posted this one, I sent her the following dirty replies to it.

Subject: Who was your next?
Body:  Dirty survey responses (Sorry, couldn't resist).

Q: Kissed someone on your top friends?
A: Oh yeah
Alex: But not everyone. Yet.

Q: Kissed someone you didn't like?
A: In my younger days
Alex: I'd like to kiss you on any day that ends with a "y."

Q: Do you like someone?
A: Yeah
Alex: Awwwww, shucks!

Q: Held a snake?
A: Yep, I love snakes
Alex: Mine's impressive.

Q: Sang karaoke?
A: A few times. I'm terrible but somehow Brandi talks me into it
Alex: What else can Brandi talk you into?

Q: Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?
A: Of course
Alex: Make me a list of these things and we'll play "truth or dare."

Q: Laughed until you started crying?
A: More than once
Alex: Yeah, that bulletin was funny, eh?!

Q: Kissed in the rain?
A: Not really, but I really want to. I still love to play in the rain.
Alex: I'll see if I can cause any precipitation. I usually do with women.

Q: Sat on a roof top?
A: Sure
Alex: How about a highrise in my Levis?

Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
A: Pushed? no. Jumped in willingly while drunk - yes
Alex: Would you settle for a shower afterward?

Q: Broken a bone?
A: No thank goodness. (terribly low threshold for pain)
Alex: Think you can set mine?

Q: Shaved your head?
A: No
Alex: Would you polish mine?

Q: Made an ex girlfriend/boyfriend cry?
A: Years ago
Alex: Not everyone's into spanking, you know.

Q: Had your heart broken?
A: Yep.
Alex: He must have been thrusting pretty deep.

Q: Broken someone's heart?
A: Not too sure. Probably not.
Alex: I have pretty good stamina, but let's try.

-Alex.


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