Survey says...

Is it just my friends who post a million and one surveys on myspace?

>Subject  naughty application

1. Your Name:
SuperAle[x]fragAle[x]stic Ale[x]peeAle[x]docious

2. Age:
33 1/3 (really!)

3. Favorite position(s)?
Upper management of research and development.

4. Do you think i lO0K GO0D?
Not when you type like that.

5. Would you have sex with me?
Okay, but can I be the guy this time and you be the girl?

6. lights on or off?
I have a dimmer switch.

7. Would you have to be drunk?
Only to tYp3 l1K3 t4is.

8. Would you take a shower with me?
How better to wash one another off?

9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
Yes, except when you post surveys.  This one created a paradox, however.

10. Would you leave after or stay the night?
Do you have a spare toothbrush, contact lens kit, etc.?

11. Do you like cuddling afterwards?
It's more like cuddling *between*.  You know what a refractory period is?

12. Condom or skin?
I've never tried the lambskins.  Why?  Are you alergic to latex?

13. Do you give Oral pleasures?
Kisses are nice.

14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures?
French kisses are very nice.

15. Have sex on the first date?
If this is in the past tense... That depends on whether you call taking someone out who you already agreed to have sex with a date.  Either way though: Yes.

16. Would you kiss me during sex?
It depends on how much play you've left in the restraints.

17. Do you think I would be good in bed?
I'll chance it.

18. Three sum?
Only if I'm the only one packing Y chromosomes.  Did you have someone in mind or...?

Where's 19?  That's legal, right?

20. How many times would you like to cum?
Insufficient information.  I only answer this as a ratio question.

21. Would you use me as a booty call?
Let me turn that around and ask how you would use me if I picked up the booty phone.

22. Do you like fore play?
What does golf have to do with this?  You just killed the mood.  You know that?

23. What is fore play to you?
At least a dozen swats on your ass if you struggle.  Even more if you don't.

24. Can we take pictures of the act?
Do we get double prints?  You know, for mutually assured destruction if either decides to blackmail the other.

25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
Huh?  Don't you already have a copy?

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