Another 20 Questions
1. Do you give the peace sign a lot?
Yes, but I don't employ my index finger when I do it.
2. How many Abercrombie polos do you own?
Actually, I skin the animals and only mount the heads.
3. Do you always wash your hands after using the bathroom?
No, I do it before. Okay, no more trick questions, okay?
4. Can you do a cartwheel?
I guess I could do anything with a hole in it if I use my imagination (and maybe some lubricant).
5. Would you skate goofy or regular?
I don't know that it's a good idea to skate with cartoon characters. Somebody's liable to get hurt.
6. How many times have you been to the mall this week?
Why? Was someone abducted? Hey, I didn't take anyone's kid. I'm not sure I even want any!
7. Do you regret something you did yesterday?
I forgot to do something I would regret. That's what I regret.
8. Are you allergic to anything?
If I'm near stupidity for any length of time, I start to get nauseus.
9. Have you ever been tubing?
This is another drug reference I'm not up with, isn't it?
10. Has school started yet?
It's 3am, so maybe in Japan?
11. Do you own a guitar?
You really don't want me to answer this, do you?
12. Crayons or markers?
Spray paint. Who gets high off kids' stuff anymore?
13. What age do you wish you were?
14. Do you shower facing the showerhead or with your back to it?
It depends on if we're talking or not. Sometimes it's rude and it turns its back from me.
15. Do you have anything in your pockets right now?
16. What is the most money you ever found on the ground?
As opposed to on an airplane?
17. What is the closest object to your right?
Hard to say. Better question: "What is the farthest object to your right?" A: Bill O'Reilly.
18. How many windows are up on your computer?
All of them. I'm about to put it through the car wash.
19. What kind of cell phone do you have?
An annoying one. Same as everyone else has.
20. What do you want to do tomorrow?
A cartwheel. You got me turned on by that thought earlier. Where can I get one?
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