>What is your occupation?
Corruptor of youth, author of a book I'm procratinating writing (don't tell my editor), and disseminator through eBay of useless kitch you really don't need to be wasting your money on.
>What color is your underwear?
White unless I had an accident.
>What are you listening to right now?
The clickity clack of my life ending one keystroke at a time.
>What was the last thing you ate?
Candy. This is the correct answer to this question almost anytime you see me anywhere except in a Japanese restaurant.
>How is the weather right now?
I'm not tall enough for this joke.
>Last person you spoke to on the phone?
Dani. I'm co-dependant like that. And I needed something from Wal-mart while she was out.
Soy sauce. Yes, still.
>Favorite sport to watch?
Practical jokes. Someone buy me a digital video camera and I'll show you some.
>Cherry or Blueberry?
>Do you want your friends to email you back?
No, I rather read nothing except the spam about mortgages and herbal viagra substitutes.
>Who is most likely to respond?
Those who have received the greatest amount of conditioning and/or those who have the right answer.
>Who is least likely to respond?
Those who I beat into submission every time they speak. Hypothetically speaking, of course.
I guess that's what one could call this configuration of cells I inhabit.
>What is on the floor of your closet?
Cat pee. Why do you think I hate them?
>Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers?
Everything except cheese or spices.
>Favorite dog breed?
Pugs are ugly and you can tell them they are but they will still love you. (Hey, that's a haiku!)
>How many states have you lived in?
Confusion, delusion, Louisiana, and Texas. But I repeat myself.
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