Survey says...

Is it just my friends who post a million and one surveys on myspace?

>What is your occupation?
Corruptor of youth, author of a book I'm procratinating writing (don't tell my editor), and disseminator through eBay of useless kitch you really don't need to be wasting your money on.

>What color is your underwear?
White unless I had an accident.

>What are you listening to right now?
The clickity clack of my life ending one keystroke at a time.

>What was the last thing you ate?
Candy.  This is the correct answer to this question almost anytime you see me anywhere except in a Japanese restaurant.

>How is the weather right now?
I'm not tall enough for this joke.

>Last person you spoke to on the phone?
Dani.  I'm co-dependant like that.  And I needed something from Wal-mart while she was out.

>Favorite drink?
Soy sauce.  Yes, still.

>Favorite sport to watch?
Practical jokes.  Someone buy me a digital video camera and I'll show you some.

>Cherry or Blueberry?
Strawberry.

>Do you want your friends to email you back?
No, I rather read nothing except the spam about mortgages and herbal viagra substitutes.

>Who is most likely to respond?
Those who have received the greatest amount of conditioning and/or those who have the right answer.

>Who is least likely to respond?
Those who I beat into submission every time they speak.  Hypothetically speaking, of course.

>Living arrangements?
I guess that's what one could call this configuration of cells I inhabit.

>What is on the floor of your closet?
Cat pee.  Why do you think I hate them?

>Favorite smell?
Wet concrete.

>Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers?
Everything except cheese or spices.

>Favorite dog breed?
Pugs are ugly and you can tell them they are but they will still love you.  (Hey, that's a haiku!)

>How many states have you lived in?
Confusion, delusion, Louisiana, and Texas.  But I repeat myself.


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