Survey says...

Is it just my friends who post a million and one surveys on myspace?

*. . . W O U L D. Y O U. R A T H E R . . .*

>pierce your nose or tongue?:
Ears.  That's the only part you can pierce with a blood-curdling scream.

>be serious or be funny?:
Serious.  (Just kidding.)

>drink whole or skim milk?:
Whole.  But I add water to it.  Because it's like skim milk concentrate.

* . . . A R E. Y O U . . .*

>simple or complicated?
Simply high mantainence.

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>flowers or angels?:
I actually believe in flowers.

>color or black-and-white photos?
Color, but sometimes I dream in black and white just to save money.

>lust or love?:
Whichever comes with the salad.

>sunrise or sunset?:
I hate sunrises unless it means I've been up all night.

>M&Ms or Skittles?:
Shock Tarts.  Yes, I know I have a problem.

>TV or radio?:
Internet.

>eating apples or oranges?:
Grapes.

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>do you have a crush?
Yes.

>do they know it?
Probably.  I'm usually the last to know.

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>being hot or cold?:
John Malkovich.

>tall or short members of the opposite sex?
Depends on the position.

>sun or moon?:
The moon's closer, but you'll have to do most of the driving.

>emeralds or rubies?
For me?  Neither.  I bought Dani ruby ear rings last xmas and she told me they made it look like her ear lobes were bleeding.

>having 10 acquaintances or 1 best friend?
All 11.

>vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?
Depends who I'm putting it on.  It has to contrast.

>guys or girls?
Girls.  This is plural, right?

>low fat or fat free?
Trans.

* . . . W H A T .D O .Y O U .W A N T . . . *

Where do you want to live?
In the distant future.

What kind of job do you want?
The kind that pays me to be me.

Do you want to get married?
You keep asking me this like we've been together for a long time.

UNIQUE --

>Nervous habit?
Sorry.  I didn't realize that bothered you.  I'll stop.

>Are you double jointed?
This smells like it's going to segue into a solicitation for a bondage adventure.

>Can you roll your tongue?
Yes, but I won't smoke it.

>Can you cross your eyes?
Yes, but I should warn you this has absolutely no effect on vampires.

>Do you make your bed daily?
I don't know how to make me bed any kind of way.

-- CLOTHES --

>Which shoe goes on first?
Whichever I can find.

>Speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at someone?
Probably several pets.

>On the average, how much money do you carry in your wallet?
Is that what I'm supposed to keep in there?  I'll have to get some one of these days.

>Favorite piece of clothing?
Your underwear.

-- FOOD --

>Have you ever eaten Spam?
No; I have my web filter set pretty high.

>How many kinds cereal are in your cabinet?
They're on the countertop.  Cabinets are food that seemed interesting but now seems (and probably is) inedible.

>What's your favorite beverage?
Soy sauce.

>What's your favorite restaurant?
Anywhere with sushi.

-- GROOMING --

>Hair drying method?
I cut it before I shower.

-- MANNERS --

>Do you swear?
Fuck no.

>Do you ever spit?
Only when I my Tourette's acts up.

>You cook your own dinner?
Not if I can help it.  I'm usually busy trying to learn to tie my shoes.

>You do your own chores?
When I get around to them (or when I can't sleep because I need to do something else).

>You like beef jerky?
Who you calling jerky, you fucker.

>Your favorite color(s):
Lie outside the visible spectrum.

>You plan on going to college?:
What, again?  Yeah, I loved being poorer than I am now.

>You own a dog?
Does one ever really own a dog?  It's very much the other way around.

>You spend your money wisely?
No, but I'm very obsessive about how and when I'll waste it.

>You're always making new friends?
Do online ones count?

>You like to swim?
Is this a diplomatic way of asking me to please leave the boat?

>You get bored so you take a shower?:
No.  I know how to read.

>You're patient?
Only at the doctor's office.


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