New names for poker hands

Or Yachtzee.  I came up with this when some friends were over here playing last weekend.  What do you call these?

Or Yachtzee.  I came up with this when some friends were over here playing last weekend.  What do you call these?

One pair = Hook-up

Two pair = Wife swap

Three of a kind = Ménage à troi (or plain ol' Threesome)

Small Straight (Yachtzee only) = Verne Troyer

(Large) Straight = An Alex

Flush = Orgasm  (<--My fav because you get to say "I've got an orgasm!")

Full house = Swinger's party

Four of a kind = Playboy mansion

Straight flush = Purple-headed warrior

Alternatives?  Other suggestions?


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