(Adult) Movies ...in my pants

As with my fortune cookie recipe, you can add a few words to many movie titles to end up with an interesting new meaning entirely!  Here are some of the strangest and funniest of the bunch I tried this with...

Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein ...in my pants.

About Last Night ...in my pants.

The Accidental Tourist ...in my pants.

The Adventures of Robin Hood ...in my pants.

The Agony and the Ecstasy ...in my pants.

Air Force ...in my pants.

Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore ...in my pants.

Aliens ...in my pants.

All of Me ...in my pants.

All That Jazz ...in my pants.

All the President's Men ...in my pants.

American Beauty ...in my pants.

An Unmarried Woman ...in my pants.

Analyze This ...in my pants.

Anatomy of a Murder ...in my pants.

Annie Get Your Gun ...in my pants.

Antz ...in my pants.

Anywhere But Here ...in my pants.

As Good as it Gets ...in my pants.

Awakenings ...in my pants.

The Awful Truth ...in my pants.

Babe ...in my pants.

Bachelor Party ...in my pants.

The Bad Seed ...in my pants.

Ball Of Fire ...in my pants.

The Bank Dick ...in my pants.

Battleground ...in my pants.

Beauty and the Beast ...in my pants.

Being John Malkovich ...in my pants.

Best Little Whorehouse in Texas ...in my pants.

Beyond the Valley of the Dolls ...in my pants.

Big Business ...in my pants.

The Big Chill ...in my pants.

Big Daddy ...in my pants.

The Big Easy ...in my pants.

The Big Lebowski ...in my pants.

The Big One ...in my pants.

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure ...in my pants.

The Birds ...in my pants.

The Blob ...in my pants.

Blow Up ...in my pants.

Born Yesterday ...in my pants.

Bound ...in my pants.

The Boxer ...in my pants.

Boys Don't Cry ...in my pants.

Brief Encounter ...in my pants.

Bringing Up Baby ...in my pants.

Broken Lance ...in my pants.

Bug's Life ...in my pants.

Butterflies Are Free ...in my pants.

Bye Bye Birdie ...in my pants.

Carnal Knoweldge ...in my pants.

Chasing Amy ...in my pants.

Chocolat ...in my pants.

Clear and Present Danger ...in my pants.

Come Blow Your Horn ...in my pants.

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon ...in my pants.

The Crying Game ...in my pants.

Dangerous Liaisons ...in my pants.

The Day the Earth Stood Still ...in my pants.

Days of Wine and Roses ...in my pants.

Dazed and Confused ...in my pants.

Dead Man ...in my pants.

Dead Man Walking ...in my pants.

Debbie does Dallas ...in my pants.

Deep Impact ...in my pants.

Deer Hunter ...in my pants.

Desperately Seeking Susan ...in my pants.

Dick ...in my pants.

Die Hard ...in my pants.

Dirty Harry ...in my pants.

Dirty Pretty Things ...in my pants.

Do the Right Thing ...in my pants.

Easy Rider ...in my pants.

Eating Raoul ...in my pants.

8 1/2 ...in my pants.

The Elephant Man ...in my pants.

The Empire Strikes Back ...in my pants.

Enter the Dragon ...in my pants.

Every Which Way But Loose ...in my pants.

Everyone Says I Love You ...in my pants.

Fanny ...in my pants.

Fantastic Voyage ...in my pants.

The Fast and the Furious ...in my pants.

Fast, Cheap & Out of Control ...in my pants.

The Fellowship of the Ring ...in my pants.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off ...in my pants.

A Few Good Men ...in my pants.

Fiddler on the Roof ...in my pants.

Finding Nemo ...in my pants.

The Firm ...in my pants.

The Fisher King ...in my pants.

Five Easy Pieces ...in my pants.

The Five Fingers ...in my pants.

Flashdance ...in my pants.

The Fly ...in my pants.

For the Boys ...in my pants.

Forbidden Planet ...in my pants.

The Fountainhead ...in my pants.

Four Daughters ...in my pants.

Four Weddings And A Funeral ...in my pants.

48 Hours ...in my pants.

Freaks ...in my pants.

Fried Green Tomatoes ...in my pants.

From Here to Eternity ...in my pants.

From Russia with Love ...in my pants.

Fun with Dick and Jane ...in my pants.

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes ...in my pants.

Get Shorty ...in my pants.

Giant ...in my pants.

Gimme Shelter ...in my pants.

Girl, Interrupted ...in my pants.

The Godfather ...in my pants.

Gods and Monsters ...in my pants.

Goldfinger ...in my pants.

Gone with the Wind ...in my pants.

Good Will Hunting ...in my pants.

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly ...in my pants.

Grand Canyon ...in my pants.

The Grass is Greener ...in my pants.

Grease ...in my pants.

The Great Dictator ...in my pants.

The Great Escape ...in my pants.

Great Expectations ...in my pants.

The Greatest Show on Earth ...in my pants.

Guess Who's Coming to Dinner ...in my pants.

The Gunfighter ...in my pants.

The Guns of Navarone ...in my pants.

Hair ...in my pants.

Hands on a Hardbody ...in my pants.

Hannah and Her Sisters ...in my pants.

Happiness ...in my pants.

Heat ...in my pants.

Heaven Can Wait ...in my pants.

Hedwig and the Angry Inch ...in my pants.

High Noon ...in my pants.

Home Alone ...in my pants.

How the West Was Won ...in my pants.

The Hulk ...in my pants.

The Hurricane ...in my pants.

The Hustler ...in my pants.

I Remember Mama ...in my pants.

In & Out ...in my pants.

Inherit the Wind ...in my pants.

Interview with the Vampire ...in my pants.

Iron Giant ...in my pants.

It Happened One Night ...in my pants.

It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World ...in my pants.

It's A Wonderful Life ...in my pants.

Jaws ...in my pants.

The Jerk ...in my pants.

Lady for a Day ...in my pants.

Lassie Come Home ...in my pants.

Last Seduction ...in my pants.

Leaving Las Vegas ...in my pants.

Lethal Weapon ...in my pants.

Little Big Man ...in my pants.

The Little Prince ...in my pants.

Live and Let Die ...in my pants.

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels ...in my pants.

The Longest Day ...in my pants.

The Longest Yard ...in my pants.

Looking For Richard ...in my pants.

The Lost Weekend ...in my pants.

The Love Bug ...in my pants.

Love Finds Andy Hardy ...in my pants.

Love Me or Leave Me ...in my pants.

Love with a Proper Stranger ...in my pants.

The Man Who Wasn't There ...in my pants.

The Man with the Golden Arm ...in my pants.

The Man with Two Brains ...in my pants.

Meatballs ...in my pants.

Memento ...in my pants.

The Miracle Worker ...in my pants.

Mississippi Burning ...in my pants.

Moby Dick ...in my pants.

The Monkey Business ...in my pants.

Monster's Ball ...in my pants.

Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House ...in my pants.

Mr. Deeds Goes to Town ...in my pants.

Mr. Smith Goes to Washington ...in my pants.

Much Ado About Nothing ...in my pants.

My Fair Lady ...in my pants.

My Favorite Year ...in my pants.

National Lampoon's Vacation ...in my pants.

Never Been Kissed ...in my pants.

The Night to Remember ...in my pants.

9 1/2 Weeks ...in my pants.

North By Northwest ...in my pants.

Notting Hill ...in my pants.

O Brother, Where Art Thou? ...in my pants.

Octopussy ...in my pants.

The Odd Couple ...in my pants.

Of Mice and Men ...in my pants.

One True Thing ...in my pants.

The Opposite of Sex ...in my pants.

Ordinary People ...in my pants.

The Others ...in my pants.

Out of Sight ...in my pants.

Outrageous Fortune ...in my pants.

Owl and Pussycat ...in my pants.

Pee Wee's Big Adventure ...in my pants.

Peggy Sue Got Married ...in my pants.

Perfect Storm ...in my pants.

Picnic ...in my pants.

The Pit and Pendulum ...in my pants.

Pitch Black ...in my pants.

The Player ...in my pants.

Pocketful of Miracles ...in my pants.

Predator ...in my pants.

Prelude to a Kiss ...in my pants.

Pressure Point ...in my pants.

Private Parts ...in my pants.

Quills ...in my pants.

Raging Bull ...in my pants.

Raise the Red Lantern ...in my pants.

Raising Arizona ...in my pants.

Rebel Without a Cause ...in my pants.

Remember the Titans ...in my pants.

The Right Stuff ...in my pants.

The Rock ...in my pants.

Room At the Top ...in my pants.

Run Silent, Run Deep ...in my pants.

The Russians Are Coming, The Russians Are Coming ...in my pants.

Same Time, Next Year ...in my pants.

Saving Private Ryan ...in my pants.

Say Anything ...in my pants.

The Scent of a Woman ...in my pants.

Searching for Bobby Fisher ...in my pants.

Secrets and Lies ...in my pants.

Seven Days in May ...in my pants.

The Seven Year Itch ...in my pants.

Sexy Beast ...in my pants.

Shaft ...in my pants.

Shall We Dance ...in my pants.

Shampoo ...in my pants.

The Shootist ...in my pants.

Sleeping with the Enemy ...in my pants.

The Snake Pit ...in my pants.

Snatch ...in my pants.

Some Like It Hot ...in my pants.

Something To Talk About ...in my pants.

Something Wild ...in my pants.

Something's Gotta Give ...in my pants.

Splash ...in my pants.

The Spy Who Loved Me ...in my pants.

Stand and Deliver ...in my pants.

A Star Is Born ...in my pants.

The Sting ...in my pants.

The Straight Story ...in my pants.

The Sum of All Fears ...in my pants.

Super Size Me ...in my pants.

Sweet Smell of Success ...in my pants.

The Sweetest Thing ...in my pants.

The Taming of Shrew ...in my pants.

The Tender Trap ...in my pants.

There's Something About Mary ...in my pants.

They Knew What They Wanted ...in my pants.

The Thin Man ...in my pants.

The Thin Red Line ...in my pants.

The Thing ...in my pants.

To Be or Not to Be ...in my pants.

To Catch a Thief ...in my pants.

To Kill A Mockingbird ...in my pants.

Top Gun ...in my pants.

Touch of Evil ...in my pants.

The Towering Inferno ...in my pants.

True Romance ...in my pants.

The Truman Show ...in my pants.

Twelve Monkeys ...in my pants.

The Untouchables ...in my pants.

The Usual Suspects ...in my pants.

Wag The Dog ...in my pants.

War and Peace ...in my pants.

The Waterboy ...in my pants.

The Way We Were ...in my pants.

What Ever Happened to Baby Jane ...in my pants.

What Lies Beneath ...in my pants.

What Women Want ...in my pants.

What's Eating Gilbert Grape ...in my pants.

When Harry Met Sally ...in my pants.

When We Were Kings ...in my pants.

While You Were Sleeping ...in my pants.

Who Is Killing the Great Chefs of Europe ...in my pants.

Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf ...in my pants.

The Wild Bunch ...in my pants.

Wild is the Wind ...in my pants.

Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter ...in my pants.

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory ...in my pants.

Yankee Doodle Dandy ...in my pants.

The Year of Living Dangerously ...in my pants.

You Can't Take It with You ...in my pants.

You Only Live Twice ...in my pants.

You're a Big Boy Now ...in my pants.

You've Got Mail ...in my pants.


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