Half-Ton Man Recovers From Obesity Surgery
...McDonald's stock down 6% at close.
Experts: Web Searches for Sex Declining
...because I've bookmarked all the good sites.
California measures may sway nation
...soon everyone will want implants, say surgeons
Babylon marked by English-language graffiti
...wall reads, "Clapton is God"
Scientists hope to find more tiny humans
..."I ran for governor!" cries Gary Coleman
Wal-Mart won't sell comedian Carlin's book
...designer cave paintings by Rush Limbaugh debut at #1 on best-seller list.
Explosives vanished after U.S. invaded
...just like those WMDs. Bush pleads ignorance... first honest statement in four years
Nader still a wild card in several key states
..."I wish I could say the same for him in bed," wife desponds
New Hannibal Lecter novel coming next fall
...Anthony Hopkins expected to make a killing.
Soldier: U.S. removed some Iraqi explosives
...Related story: Iraqi explosives remove some U.S. soldiers
Justice Rehnquist released from hospital
...Doctors and liberals agree: He's a sick son of a bitch
Mark Hacking pleads not guilty in wife's death
..."Exhibit A: His name is 'Hacking'!" exclaim prosecuters
List of top-earning dead celebrities released
...Michael Jackon's lawyers claim exclusion was racially motivated
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