We despise Muslims.
Them: Because their fundamentalist religion is a danger to the future of humanity.
Me: Because they share essentially the same ideology as my fundamentalist Christian neighbors who hate them.
We hate Bill Mahr.
Them: They have no sense of what's funny and don't realize it.
Me: Bill Mahr has no sense of what's funny and doesn't realize it.
We hate the Dixie Chicks even more.
Them: They talk trash about the (outgoing) president.
Me: They're goddamned rednecks.
We wish Ellen Degeneres was straight.
Them: So she'll go to heaven.
Me: So she'll sleep with me.
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