Thank you for providing the public with this valuable service. I can't tell you how often I've been near water that was thought to be "monster-free" only to find myself in the jaws of a lake monster without my lake monster repellent and lake monster anti-venom kit. Thanks to your efforts and those of the Weekly World News in sharing information of this quality, many monster attacks can be averted on a global (can we say "monsterous"?) scale.
-A grateful reader.
p.s. Please also consider including sewer monsters in future updates to the database as this will help civil engineers design better methods of clearing backed-up lines due to monster poop.
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