My Knock Knock Jokes

Most of these are original.  The only exception is the first one/panda joke.  I just like it a lot.  They all made Leiann laugh.


Me: You want to hear a panda joke?
You: Okay!
Me: Knock Knock!
You: Who's there?
Me: Bam
You: Bam who?
Me: Yes, please!

Me: You want to hear a delicious joke?
You: Okay!
Me: Knock Knock!
You: Who's there?
Me: You
You: You who?
Me: Yes, please!

Me: You want to hear a dyslexic pimp joke?
You: Okay!
Me: Knock Knock!
You: Who's there?
Me: Re
You: Re who?
Me: No, you mean a who-re!

Me: You want to hear a sci-fi joke?
You: Okay!
Me: Knock Knock!
You: Who's there?
Me: Dur
You: Dur who?
Me: That's pronounced "Doctor Who!"

Me: You want to hear a Moon joke?
You: Okay!
Me: Knock Knock!
You: Who's there?
Me: The.
You: The who?
Me: Yeeeeeeeaaaahhh!  It was a Keith Moon joke!

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