Johnny Cash - Could he not hear the drummer or did he just ignore him? I mean, country music is hardly rocket science! Everyone else in the band could tell when the measure started and fell on the beat, why couldn't Johnny? Okay, sure, but what about after he sobered up?
Kurt Cobain - Great career move. Killing yourself, I mean. Most of us opt for guitar lessons.
Nicolas Cage - I very nearly hate him. I have no idea why. He does a good job. Sometimes he's better than the movies he's in. Still, anytime I see a trailer where he's billed, I want to cry. It's like, "Fuck! Why did they have to cast him?"
Vin Disel - I think the boat sailed here already. I'm probably preaching to the choir on this one.
Tom Green - Here's another one where I wonder how he still gets any work? He outgrew his antics and now he looks all self-conscious and thoroughly out of material. Come to think of it, he never had any material, just a lack of self-consciousness that allowed him to act like a fool for our amusement. Here's a case where drug abuse might actually revive a career.
Eva Longoria - I. Don't. Care.
Moby - No, really. I used to like the guy. And I still do. You know why? Because he keeps making the same music over and over. Doesn't he get bored with himself? I am.
Bill Murray - He went from being funny to sleepy. Somehow this makes him a good actor? What gives? Oh, maybe that side-by-side comparison with Scarlett Johansson. Hell, Elvis could would look like Olivier next to her.
Kevin Smith - I think he has talent, but too many idiots let him get away with making crap movies. He peaked with 'Chasing Amy.' He's just a fanboy with a camera, and though they obviously shared a womb, Peter Jackson got all the talent in that family.
Okay, who did I miss?
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