Tom Cruise - I don't even want to talk about it.
Mel Gibson - I hated this guy years ago back when his "kick me" resume was nothing but a smug attitude and bad acting. The only thing I like about this guy is how he brought the rest of you around to my side.
Matthew McConaughey - I search for redeeming values and come up with nothing. Who likes this dumbass? How does he still get work?
Jay Leno - Closet Republican. Exhibit A: Not funny.
Jessica Simpson - What's not to hate? The hypocrisy of dressing like a skank while she and her preacher daddy went on and on about her virginity? How about the stupid front she puts out there? Wait, it's an act, you say? Oh, well that makes her a regular role model then, doesn't it?
Brittany Spears - This is almost too easy, and that's why I hate her.
Martha Stewart - Hell yeah I'd fuck her. What's that got to do with anything? It doesn't change the fact that she's a textbook case for narcisistic personality disorder.
John Travolta - (see Tom Cruise)
Reese Whitherspoon - Cunt. Jesus-freak, no-talent cunt. Creepy-looking fucking cunt.
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