Five haiku...

...about food.
I think that Whole Milk
Is just Skim Milk concentrate.
So I add water.

Fortune cookies get
A lot funnier when you
Add the words "in bed."

Famine smites my home.
The strawberries have turned black.
I need a new fridge.

Born in New Orleans,
I couldn't stand the cooking.
I hate spicy food.

I moved to Texas.
I don't know why because I
still hate spicy food.

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