Five haiku...

...about and inspired by celebrities.
Dan Brown

The Da Vinci Code
Is the same freaking book as
Angels and Demons.


Obsession

Less is more, they say.
Which is why I'm obsessed with
Charlize Theron's breasts.


Junky

William S. Burroughs
Was a junky even when
Junky wasn't cool.


Craig Ferguson

I sure love that guy.
If he had tits on his back,
I'd marry him.


Hinckley wannabe

It was to impress
the President I fathered
Jodie Foster's kids


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