Dogs as Insects (or vice versa)

The first of these occurred to me while playing with Stan.  Then it turned into a string of them shared via text with Leiann (who came up with a couple of them herself).




Dogs as Insects

Pugs are the Rolly-pollies of the dog world.

Greyhounds are the Grasshoppers of the dog world.
Chihuahuas. (Leiann)are the Fleas of the dog world.
Bloodhounds (obviously) are the Ticks of the dog world.
Dachshunds are the Millipedes of the dog world.
Bulldogs are the Snails of the dog world.
Black labs are the Beetles of the dog world.
Great Danes are the Cicadas/Locusts of the dog world.
Papillions are the Butterflies of the dog world.
Pomeranians are the Bees of the dog world.
Cairn terriers are the Crickets of the dog world.
Boston terriers are the Houseflies of the dog world.
Pit bulls are the Wasps of the dog world.  (Leiann came up with this independently.)
Border collies are the Dragonflies of the dog world.
Poodles are the Ladybugs of the dog world.
Minpins are the Ants of the dog world.
Chinese crested hairless ugly dogs are the Dust mites of the dog world.
Corgis are the Junebugs of the dog world.
Chow chows are the Tarantulas of the dog world.
Rat terriers are the Aphids of the dog world.
Salukis are the Walking sticks of the dog world.
Yorkies are roaches of the dog world.


Insects as Dogs

Rolly-pollies are the pugs of the insect world.

Grasshoppers are the greyhounds of the insect world.
Fleas are the chihuahuas of the insect world. (Leiann)
Ticks are the bloodhounds (obviously) of the insect world.
Millipedes are the dachshunds of the insect world.
Snails are the bulldogs of the insect world.
Beetles are the black labs of the insect world.
Cicadas/Locusts are the great Danes of the insect world.
Butterflies are the papillions of the insect world.
Bees are the pomeranians of the insect world.
Crickets are the cairn terriers of the insect world.
Houseflies are the Boston terriers of the insect world.
Wasps are the pit bulls of the insect world. (Leiann came up with this independently.)
Dragonflies are the border collies of the insect world.
Ladybugs are the poodles of the insect world.
Ants are the minpins of the insect world.
Dust mites are the Chinese crested hairless ugly dogs of the insect world.
Junebugs are the corgis of the insect world.
Tarantulas are the chow chows of the insect world.
Aphids are the rat terriers of the insect world.
Walking sticks are the salukis of the insect world.
Roaches are the yorkies of the insect world.


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