Let's look through the white pages for Old Testament folks...
Noah, Off-Road Racer
Solomon, Game Show Host
And from the New Testament...
King Herod, Pediatrician
John the Baptist, Hydrophobic
Judas, Museum Curator
Lucifer, Astronomer (and part-time Magician at children's parties)
Mary Magdalene, Attorney at Law
Mary, Used Car Salesperson
Matthew, Patent Clerk
Peter, Rock Star (pun alert for Aramaic speakers!)
Pontius Pilate, Air Traffic Controller (uh, oh! really bad pun)
Now go forth and multiply, divide, and take square roots.
|Back to the index|