|Ha, ha! That's so clever.
You're going to get a Fields Medal for that postulate. No, I have
a better proof that's actually backed with proof:
Know Jesus, Know Bullshit.
|Ummmm, that doesn't sound like an equation for forgiveness. What's your position on the death penalty again?|
|Is he the guy who threw a cross-shaped object through your stained glass window?|
|Sell now! I hear they're just giving that shit away for free.|
|If you had any sense, you'd say it loudly and often. In fact, just cut off the top 25% of the sticker and you'll stop acting the fool.|
|Then fuck, dude. Get out and meet real people. Most of us stopped having imaginary buddies by the time we were four.|
|First of all, "U" can't spell. Second, I should point out that you can't be Catholic without supporting a child molesting clergy who shelter one another from detection and prosecution. And there's your easy out of this dillema: Stop being Catholic!!!|
|I'll take "archaic justifications for genocide" for $200, Alex.|
|See what happens when you don't get an education, kids?|
|Sorry, no. That would be the tilt of the Earth's axis. And just let me guess your position on evolution...|
|Note: It works to raise CO2 levels that advance global warming. Please go out and do something productive with your life instead.|
|And Jesus was a man. Ergo, real men are gay. Thanks for confusing the fuck out of everyone with yet another contradiction.|
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