The Fort Worth Bridal Convention, Part II

Continuing where we left off...
For the groom's cake?  Yes. 

But for a dress?  No.  Absolutely not.  No way.


This is a criminal misuse of iridescent fabric.

Figs, anyone?

Nothing says menopause like... well, this outfit.

Also comes in a wireless version.

Presumably Prince Charming chose Peter Pan as his best man.

The only thing more awkward than the stance I caught the model in was the dress they put on her.

Get a haircut, hippy!

The one dress that's busier than the average bride on her wedding day.

Run, JonBenet!  Run!

I think you've done something seriously wrong when your dress makes it a viable option to refer to your wedding cake as "Mini-Me."

The first rule of fashion is: I don't care who you are or what the occasion is... You do not look good in orange!

Thanks to that veil snagging a runway light, she's now a quadriplegic.

Avalanche!

I don't know.  In case you double-book a funeral and wedding on the same day?

Continue to Part III