Amy = May.
Because she just might. You never know.
Analytic = Anal city.
Hmmmm. Didn't know that.
Barry Kooda = A dorky boar.
I'm going to get him a t-shirt with this on it.
Bean = Bane.
Maybe not of my existence, but I suppose he annoys someone?
Brandi = And rib.
I guess you could read something biblical into that.
Brindle = Bred nil.
Appropriate, since she's quite adamantly not going to make any kids.
Celeste = Eel sect.
I think they're a death cult or something.
Chessie = She's ice.
See, dead wrong. I thought she was pretty hot, myself.
Christina = Rich at sin.
I wonder what she charges?
Christine = Nicer shit.
Let me think about this one.
Comrade Ski = Irksome cad.
Awww, come on. He's not that bad.
Corey Ann = Ye car one.
Diana = I a DNA.
She's also a biology person, so this makes sense, though it doesn't excuse her grammar.
Domino = Mod ion.
She was one of my chemistry students. Stop thinking dirty thoughts; I've had them all already.
Elizabeth = Zit be heal.
Sounds sort of homeopathic.
GiGi Holiday = I dig oily hag.
I'll ask her, but I'm pretty sure she caught their show the last time they played in Dallas.
Heather = Hate her.
I guess I should put her on my "naughy" list next xmas.
Hox Memeplex = Hex me elm pox.
(It's a secret code, obviously.)
Isaac Moore = I am ace or so.
What an egotistical bastard!
ka-RIN' = An irk.
I wonder if she's met Comrade Ski, the "irksome cad"?
Katie = A kite.
This is very, very true.
Kristen = Stinker.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Kristi = Risk it.
Warning: Predator posing as a house pet.
Lindsey = Snidely.
Actually, she doesn't seem to be. Maybe when there's more alcohol involved?
Lisa = Ails.
I can see why you'd get sick of her.
Michael = Male chi.
Miss Margo = I'm orgasms.
Wow. Just. Wow.
Sarah = A rash.
Siologen = Goes in lo.
And he explores tunnels. Go figure.
Slambino = Mail snob.
Come to think of it, he never did reply the last time I wrote him!
Teresa = Teaser.
Teryna = Rant ye.
Odd, since she doesn't really blog all that much.
Tina = Anti.
Well, she is kinda negative sometimes.
Tori = Riot.
Yep, she definitely is one.
And what about Alexplorer? = How about Pearl Rolex?