Costume Ideas for Bald Guys
When chosing a costume for Halloween, we always have to work with certain parameters, and for me and the rest of the bald guys of the world, it's a question of whether to go with a wig/mask/hood or to find a character who doesn't have any hair at all.  Halloween was what actually got me started shaving my head, and so I've kept up the tradition pretty much year-round since then.  Some of these characters are a stretch, but they require shaving off at least some hair (if you have some) or, conversely, adding hair if you are without.



I used to keep these in categories, but there's just too much overlap now due to comic book movie adaptations, cartoon spin-offs, etc.
  • Absorbing Man
  • Addams Family: Uncle Fester
  • American History X: Derek Vinyard
  • Apocalypse Now: Colonel Walter E. Kurtz or Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore
  • Arrested Development: Tobias Funke
  • Austin Powers: Dr. Evil
  • Batman/Dark Knight Rises: Bane
  • Blue Man Group
  • Britney Spears (from the tabloids circa 2007)
  • Charlie Brown from Peanuts
  • Curb Your Enthusiasm: Larry David
  • Curly from The Three Stooges
  • Daddy Warbucks
  • Deal or No Deal: Howie Mandel
  • Destro from GI Joe (We did this one in 2008)
  • Dr. Phil
  • Fifth Element: Corbin Dallas
  • Flash Gordon: Ming the Mercilous
  • Gallager
  • Gandhi
  • Harry Potter: Voldemort
  • Hellboy
  • Hellraiser: Pinhead
  • Homer from The Simpsons
  • Human Torch from The Fantastic Four
  • Jackson Pollock
  • James Bond villains: Ernst Stavro Blofeld
  • Joe Satriani
  • Judas Priest: Rob Halford
  • King and I: King Mongkut of Siam
  • Lex Luthor
  • Lost: John Locke
  • Martian Manhunter from The Justice League
  • Matrix: Morpheus
  • Moby
  • Mr. Clean
  • Mr. T.
  • Nick Fury (Sam Jackson/Ultimates version)
  • Nightmare Before Christmas: Jack Skellington (We did this one in 2007)
  • Nightmare on Elm Street: Freddy Kreuger
  • Nosferatu
  • Phantom of the Opera
  • Pitch Black (or anything else): Vin Diesel
  • Pixies: Frank Black/Black Francis
  • Popeye (We did this one in 2009)
  • Professor X
  • Pulp Fiction: Butch Coolidge
  • Red Dwarf: Kryten
  • REM: Michael Stipe
  • Rocky Horror Picture Show: Riff Raff from (We did this one in 2006)
  • Sailor
  • Seal
  • Sean Connery as whomever
  • Seinfeld: George
  • Seventh Seal: Death
  • Shrek
  • Silence of the Lambs: Hannibal Lecter
  • Silver Surfer
  • Sin City: That Yellow Bastard
  • Sinéad O'Connor
  • Siskel and Ebert
  • Slingblade: Karl Childers
  • Smashing Pumpkins: Billy Corgan
  • SNL: Beldar Conehead (We did this one in 2010)
  • Star Trek: The Next Generation: Capt. Picard
  • Star Wars: Darth Maul
  • Star Wars: Lobot
  • Star Wars: Mace Windu
  • Star Wars: The Emperor (We did this one in 2005)
  • Star Wars: Unmasked Darth Vader from Return of the Jedi
  • Star Wars: Watto
  • Star Wars: Yoda (We did this one in 2005)
  • Steven Wright from stand-up comedy/assorted movies
  • Tenacious D: That other guy who isn't Jack Black
  • Tony Levin (bass player for King Crimson, Peter Gabriel, etc.)
  • Transporter (or anything else): Jason Statham
  • Twelve Monkeys: James Cole (Bruce Willis)
  • Vision from The Avengers
  • Wes Craven's Shocker
  • Wrestling bullshit: Stone Cold Steve Austin



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