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The nun musical act never cracked Mtv's airwaves on account of the fact that their ukulele showed more curves than they did beneath their habits. |
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Scarborough's answer to the Power Puff Girls. |
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According to popular legend, once you kiss a frog, he's supposed to turn into a prince, not a member of Prince's Revolution. |
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That little bag better be holding some incredibly sexy lingerie to counteract the effect of the rest of those outfits on my lance. |
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"No, as long as the wind keeps up like this, none of it will get caught up in the chainmail." |
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Only women were allow onstage during the Middle Ages, but this changed when it was realized the absence of the fairer sex made for far less interesting wet t-shirt contests. |
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Best. Costume. Ever. |
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The green team ignored even offers of a free pint from anyone who couldn't be bothered to wear precisely their color. |
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It took centuries of refinement before the characters of Starsky and Hutch were ready for a primetime audience. |
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An important trend in technology through the ages has been the miniaturization of everything from musical instruments to whatever video game Mario here sprung from. |
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"Hey, you're looking for booty? I got some right here!" |
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Illiteracy being what it was during this time in history, many couples took turns sounding words out of whatever letters they knew between the two of them. |
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Just think: There's another one exactly like it on the other side of the flower. |
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Some witches are good,
Some witches are bad. Some witches are hefty, Some witches like plaid. |
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Before the invention of dryer sheets, you really never knew just what your skirt was going to pick up by the end of the day. |
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Okay, which of these three is this costume the least appropriate for? |
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"Chong? No, man. I'm solo now." |
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I don't know who the dj was at this rave, but absolutely nothing had a beat to it. |
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Travolta and Thurman recreate their famous routine from Pulp Fiction. |
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Continue to Part VIII |