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And who knows witch is witch and who is who? |
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If she were a real princess, she'd never be able to stand walking on all the pea gravel. |
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"Yeah, I think they sell fresh do-rags over thataway." |
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Giving Neil Diamond a run for his money. |
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"Don't worry. Some girls develop faster than others. Yours will sprout eventually." |
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I didn't take a picture of it, but my bird stood at attention as well. |
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The forgotten heroes behind the glory of the dragonriders: The ground crew. |
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"Maybe now isn't a good time to tell my parents about the baby what with you packing a sword and tanked up on as much ale as you've swilled." |
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Worse even than highway robbery, carriage-jacking was a common occurrence in these parts. |
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He can actually see all the way into the future. |
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They have no idea what magic beans are, but what early-pubescent male wouldn't buy anything from her? |
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WENCH #1: That one's got a tight butt.
WENCH #2: Meh. Hard to tell in that suit of armor. |
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"And then he told me how they make Scotch eggs and I 'bout freakin' hurled, man." |
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GUARD: Where are we going again, m'lady?
QUEEN: Off to the head! |
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"Girl, you should really put some lotion on so you'll stay pasty enough to fit into this really, really white people thing!" |
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"This fair's too hot; this fair's too cold. There's just no pleasing you, is there, Goldilocks?" |
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If you aren't proficient with the flowery language of the day, just keep your big mouth shut. |
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Shown actual size. |
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Sans garlic, silver, or wolfsbane, all we had to protect us was Erin's tambourine. |
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Run! It's Paris Hilton! |
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Continue to Part VI |