|And who knows witch is witch and who is who?|
|If she were a real princess, she'd never be able to stand walking on all the pea gravel.|
|"Yeah, I think they sell fresh do-rags over thataway."|
|Giving Neil Diamond a run for his money.|
|"Don't worry. Some girls develop faster than others. Yours will sprout eventually."|
|I didn't take a picture of it, but my bird stood at attention as well.|
|The forgotten heroes behind the glory of the dragonriders: The ground crew.|
|"Maybe now isn't a good time to tell my parents about the baby what with you packing a sword and tanked up on as much ale as you've swilled."|
|Worse even than highway robbery, carriage-jacking was a common occurrence in these parts.|
|He can actually see all the way into the future.|
|They have no idea what magic beans are, but what early-pubescent male wouldn't buy anything from her?|
|WENCH #1: That one's got a tight butt.
WENCH #2: Meh. Hard to tell in that suit of armor.
|"And then he told me how they make Scotch eggs and I 'bout freakin' hurled, man."|
|GUARD: Where are we going again, m'lady?
QUEEN: Off to the head!
|"Girl, you should really put some lotion on so you'll stay pasty enough to fit into this really, really white people thing!"|
|"This fair's too hot; this fair's too cold. There's just no pleasing you, is there, Goldilocks?"|
|If you aren't proficient with the flowery language of the day, just keep your big mouth shut.|
|Shown actual size.|
|Sans garlic, silver, or wolfsbane, all we had to protect us was Erin's tambourine.|
|Run! It's Paris Hilton!|
|Continue to Part VI|