|Fellow time-traveler Elvis Costello realized almost immediately that he had gotten off at the wrong stop.|
|Yes, much like anime, but with few exceptions white girls have like serious more cleavage.|
|Red, black, and white is all right.
It's red, black, and yellow that's venomous*.
*For those outside the southwestern US: Local herpetological mnemonic.
|When approaching a Magic Mirror, it is always a good idea to have a full quiver of... what's this? Roses? What sorcery is this?!|
|More than just a morality play about the dangers of Viagra, this tragic tale of attempting a love affair with a wood nymph will not be soon forgotten.|
|I hope roaming charges don't apply just because we're pretending we're in medieval Europe.|
|Perhaps a bit more clumsy and unwieldy than, say, pepper spray, but swords make for more interesting women's self-defense classes.|
|As far as putting your faith in mythologies, I think Superman is the one that has the best record as far as genocidal tendencies go.|
|You'd never be able to tell from this distance, but the whole Fair was constructed by someone with a lot of time, a lot of glue, a lot of popsicle sticks, and practically no remaining pancreas.|
|What happens in the 16th century... should have stayed in the 16th century.|
|In an obvious attempt to appeal to the gay leather demographic, there was an abundance of stage shows involving whips and chain smokers.|
|With all the corsets and push-ups, even mine were blue by the end of the day.|
|Poker was just as popular back then as it has been in recent years.|
|The conversation on the phone the night
before went something like this:
HER: Wear something green so we'll match.
|She went ahead and married him since by divine right he couldn't help but grow into his father's crown.|
|You usually find the sheep on the other side of a Scotsman.|
|You never even noticed the lack of cleavage, did you? See? It worked.|
|Contrasting sitting styles between the trenchcoat vs. kilt crowd.|
|A Texan Bandito in King Arthur's court.|
|People say I have a Peter Pan complex, but if wanting to flit about with something like this is wrong, then let me be guilty.|
|Continue to Part II|