Alexploring Scarborough Fair 2008, Part II

Continuing where we left off...

They're starting a petition to change the name to the Midriffal Period.

A mascot in search of a cereal.

"Look!  A wig shop!"

Like a hawk and dove pairing, only a shitload more Broadway.

Oh, and apparently the Jesus freaks were right and dinos did walk the earth back when people talked like they did in the most up-to-date version of the bible anyone quotes from.

He kept moving because the second he stopped he'd inexplicably feel a cat o' nine tails smack him on the ass.

"Hark!  I hear something..."

A little tail's all I'm looking for, honestly.

"Madness?  This.  Is.  Scarboroooooooough!"

Say, didn't I see your ad in the back of The Observer?

Taking a cue from George Lucas, Hollywood's latest prequel tells the story of how a young ensign lost his love and became the evil Captain Hook.

Unidentified Walking Object.

I was not aware pirates had cheerleaders.  Something else I hadn't learned in history class.

Yes, ladies.  Less is more.

Okay, still a bit more believable as sisters than Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson.

H.G. Wells was right!

FIRST: "Problem, dear?"

SECOND: "Damn, what was in that?"

THIRD: "Double double, toil and trouble."


FAIL!

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