|They're starting a petition to change the name to the Midriffal Period.|
|A mascot in search of a cereal.|
|"Look! A wig shop!"|
|Like a hawk and dove pairing, only a shitload more Broadway.|
|Oh, and apparently the Jesus freaks were right and dinos did walk the earth back when people talked like they did in the most up-to-date version of the bible anyone quotes from.|
|He kept moving because the second he stopped he'd inexplicably feel a cat o' nine tails smack him on the ass.|
|"Hark! I hear something..."|
|A little tail's all I'm looking for, honestly.|
|"Madness? This. Is. Scarboroooooooough!"|
|Say, didn't I see your ad in the back of The Observer?|
|Taking a cue from George Lucas, Hollywood's latest prequel tells the story of how a young ensign lost his love and became the evil Captain Hook.|
|Unidentified Walking Object.|
|I was not aware pirates had cheerleaders. Something else I hadn't learned in history class.|
|Yes, ladies. Less is more.|
|Okay, still a bit more believable as sisters than Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson.|
|H.G. Wells was right!|
|FIRST: "Problem, dear?"
SECOND: "Damn, what was in that?"
THIRD: "Double double, toil and trouble."
|Continue to Part III|