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Ha! A "mug shot"! Get it? |
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"Goddamned cats," he called after them. |
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Nooooooooo, she cried and promptly turned to ash. |
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Come on, Tom Petty, I'd recognize you anywhere. |
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Actually, they would have much greater success as goalies. |
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Every girl is my type if she's in one of these outfits. |
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I hear strains of Wagner's "Flight of the Trannies." |
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Just a quick reminder that Picasso was not the first artist to have a "blue period." |
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"Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who." |
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Historically speaking, this is how rumors got started. |
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I didn't think it was that obvious, sorry. Still, there's no need to make fun just because I'm well-endowed. |
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"Oh, I've got protection alright," said the blacksmith's best customer. |
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I didn't expect the Pixies to stop off here on their tour, but whaddaya know? |
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When in doubt, assume it's poisonous. |
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After finding no cure for her agoraphobia among the apothecaries there, Greta Garbo left the Fair empty-handed. |
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