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This was perhaps the strangest version of the "Who's on First?" routine I have ever encountered. |
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Wow. Slash really let himself go. |
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While I didn't see anyone burned as a witch, clearly someone on hand was conjuring demons. |
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Yeah, I know! I didn't think camels were invented until a couple hundred years ago. |
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Further evidence of global warming can be found in the fact that where we used to see a snowy covering, now there is the beginnings of greenery. |
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No, the plan was to dress like you're from the seventeen eighties. |
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The weather was so nice, he actually came out from beneath the bridge to mingle. |
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While musically speaking, the Spice Girls were in the Dark Ages, at least their costumes were colorful. |
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Uh, oh. Nacho Libre's in trouble now. |
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Two for one, eh? |
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Ozzy? Sharon? |
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Had Keanu been more convincing in Kenneth Branaugh's Much Ado About Nothing, this is the route the Wachowski brothers originally had in mind for his part in The Matrix. |
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Even the youngsters were swept into the battle over the right of mothers to dress like the skank in the background. |
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"Surely you jest," she said upon hearing the most awful of pickup lines in the history of the English language. |
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Yeah, like Dani's never handled blue balls before. |
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No, little girl, don't go with him! Not every story ends with "...happily ever after!" |
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Continue to Part IV |