|Every generation thinks they invented sex. Not only were we wrong, but they apparently the sex swing goes back much farther than I would have guessed.|
|I don't see any crumbs in his beard, but clearly he's eating well.|
|I used a stand-in because it was sort of appropriate as an engagement portrait.|
|The pairing of these two may induce bestiality in some viewers. You've been warned.|
|You could tell the way she was looking at me that she was horny.|
|One of the highlights of any Renaissance festival is the potential for spontaneous jam sessions.|
|Good job, St. George. Here, now have a cold one.|
|Thanks to FOX News, we've come full circle.|
|First guy: Who's that then?
Second guy: I dunno, must be a king.
First guy: Why?
Second guy: He hasn't got shit all over him.
|I thought the chain mail outfits were kind of hot. By contrast, Dani's idea of a "period costume" is carrying a purse and avoiding white shorts for about a week.|
|Believe it or not, it cost far less than I spent on all those Conan comic books in my early teens.|
|He was trying to get her to light on his knee so he could swat her.|
|Why, Clan of the Spiderman, obviously.|
|The boy had been warned countless times, but no one paid any attention this final time when he cried "Wolf!"|
|Even centuries before the invention of the internal combustion machine, this guy was already wanting to play an extra in The Road Warrior.|
|One of these things is not like the other.|
|Man, it's going to suck for them when they find out they're siblings.|
|Continue to Part II|