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Every generation thinks they invented sex. Not only were we wrong, but they apparently the sex swing goes back much farther than I would have guessed. |
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I don't see any crumbs in his beard, but clearly he's eating well. |
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I used a stand-in because it was sort of appropriate as an engagement portrait. |
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The pairing of these two may induce bestiality in some viewers. You've been warned. |
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You could tell the way she was looking at me that she was horny. |
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One of the highlights of any Renaissance festival is the potential for spontaneous jam sessions. |
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Good job, St. George. Here, now have a cold one. |
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Thanks to FOX News, we've come full circle. |
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First guy: Who's that then?
Second guy: I dunno, must be a king. First guy: Why? Second guy: He hasn't got shit all over him. |
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I thought the chain mail outfits were kind of hot. By contrast, Dani's idea of a "period costume" is carrying a purse and avoiding white shorts for about a week. |
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Believe it or not, it cost far less than I spent on all those Conan comic books in my early teens. |
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He was trying to get her to light on his knee so he could swat her. |
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Why, Clan of the Spiderman, obviously. |
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The boy had been warned countless times, but no one paid any attention this final time when he cried "Wolf!" |
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Even centuries before the invention of the internal combustion machine, this guy was already wanting to play an extra in The Road Warrior. |
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One of these things is not like the other. |
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Man, it's going to suck for them when they find out they're siblings. |
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Continue to Part II |