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Sally is such a generous creature that she actually brings candy when she goes Trick or Treating. Okay, we really brought it for Liz. |
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Me as Jack in Liz's neighbor Barbara's lawn. |
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Then Barbara showed up and ran me off. She's a bitch with a "w" as they say. Okay, no, she was a nanny. |
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Some of the guests didn't make it past the traps Liz set in her yard on the way to her party. |
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The flying flaming skulls were my least favorite demons in Doom ][. |
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Captain America was confused about just what kind of mummy a MILF is. |
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Liz's house is louder than any Halloween costume. Don't even try and compete. |
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A good birthday cake idea for a five year-old, too, I think. |
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This was like Dani's ghost of relationships past: The crazy cat lady she was on track to become before she met me. |
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Even Liz didn't know what the hell she was supposed to be. Correct answer: A 13 year old boy in a woman's body. That's the "About Me" on her MySpace, and it's the most truthful profile I've ever read on MySpace. |
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It was like the fucking History Channel in the back yard. |
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Cause and effect. |
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You gotta admire the hours of research that went into pairing Zorro with a katana. |
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