Halloween 2008: Oak Lawn, Part VII

Continuing where we left off...
Quick, think of a way to make him say his name backwards!

Thanks to the last eight years of over-spending, this is all we can afford for our boys in uniform.

I could be wrong, but I don't think this is the kind of "reverse cowgirl" I've heard so much about.

With special emphasis on the pursuit of happiness.

Truthfully, not the only Dick we saw that night.

Somewhere there's a fanboy masturbating to this.

He's thinking of taking the opening-the-bottle-with-his-beak trick on the road.

Hugh so crazy!

Captain's Log, stardate 2432.23654.33:  Kermit was wrong.  Green = easy.

Remarkably, there's a game show on tv in Japan right now that makes this scene look positively quaint by comparison.

I saw so much craziness I thought my head was going to explode too!

Oh, I get it.  You're the crazy astronaut lady and her imaginary friend who whispers ideas for plots in her ear.

Uncle Festive!

LARP!  LOL!

When you've bulked yourself to the point the shield doesn't do any good, you're a metaphor for America.

Who wants to play "red light, green light"?

[Insert gong sound effect.]

For most of us, Halloween is about dressing up as a character.  But for some, it's an opportunity to just be yourself.

Alexplored 10/25/08.  All images and text copyright 2008 Alexplorer.
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